History jokes

All go gansta until the two towers fall down on you.

Why are the Twin Towers actually twins?

Their birth and death date are the same.

What do Hiroshima and Herobrine have in common?

They're not heroes.

What do 9/11 and 911 have in common?

They're twins.

What do you call a Russian rifle that went 1 rank down?

An AK-46.

Why can't we see or sense kamikazes' bombs?

They're out of plane sight.

What could've the Towers done to not start 9/11?

Call 911.

Did I ever tell you my father should have been on the plane that crashed into the Twin Towers?

But that's just my opinion.

What do you call a nazi that can’t see?

A nozi.

If the longest word in history is pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis, then it's big cousin would [be] something longer, right?

Nope, something way longer:

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What did Jesus say when they removed the nails from his hands?

"Feet! Feet!"

On the day of 9/11, the WTC's ordered cheese and pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.

What's Mussolini's favorite food?

Fussolini!

Your hairline goes back to when Adam and Eve were born.

Yo Mama is so FAT, it wasn't an iceberg that sank it, she was called, "THE MAMABERG!"

My friends were the pilots on 9/11, they told me, "Bro, chill, it's just a prank!"

The Twin Towers are like snowmen; they fall and crumble.

When you are chilling in the World Trade Center, and then you suddenly get airplane WiFi.

Someone forgot to do half the questions in the history test.

And that's what made him go down in history.

Bro, the Twin Towers got a hot and ready from Jets.