What did Jesus say when they removed the nails from his hands?
"Feet! Feet!"
History Jokes
On the day of 9/11, the WTC's ordered cheese and pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
What's Mussolini's favorite food?
Fussolini!
Your hairline goes back to when Adam and Eve were born.
Yo Mama is so FAT, it wasn't an iceberg that sank it, she was called, "THE MAMABERG!"
My friends were the pilots on 9/11, they told me, "Bro, chill, it's just a prank!"
The Twin Towers are like snowmen; they fall and crumble.
When you are chilling in the World Trade Center, and then you suddenly get airplane WiFi.
Someone forgot to do half the questions in the history test.
And that's what made him go down in history.
Bro, the Twin Towers got a hot and ready from Jets.
I hate the 9/11 jokes; my dad and grandpa were killed.
My dad was one hell of a pilot.
Grandpa was a hell of a planner.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
Because they got plane pizza instead of cheese!
What does Kobe and the Twin Towers have in common?
The pilots just couldn't stick the landing.
Wow, that was explosive!
Man, I'm on fire 🔥 today!
Why is the USA bad at chess?
Because they lost two towers.
What do 9/11 and Covid-19 both have in common?
Asians caused them both!
JFK is definitely a bottom.
JFK
Half is definitely a bottom.
Alvin and the Chipmunks commit war crimes.
What did the captain of the Titanic do before the Titanic sunk?
He nominated everyone for the ice bucket awards.
Hitler is amazing; he's dead but still alive because he did Nazi death coming. It never happened.
