Welcome back to the hide and seek world championship! Osama Bin Laden vs. Anne Frank!
"I don't want to go on my at-home history."
- My friend, anon 2019.
IX + X = XXI. So XXI is two legions into one.
When a woman removes polish with chemicals, no one bats an eye, but when Hitler removes the Polish with chemicals, suddenly people lose their shit?
What are the kids addicted to these days? Juulius Caesar (Juuls).
An old Indian was buried on the side of a hill. What did he say?
Nothing, he was dead.
Julius Caesar is Roman? More like romaine (salad), and to make the best salad, you stab it 23 times until the Caesar salad, romaine salad, is fresh.
I was hit on by President Kennedy, too bad I shot him down.
If you’re forced to have it as a child, you won’t like it as an adult.
I guess Hitler was forced to have vegetables when he was younger.
What’s heavy, black, and can’t swim?
Ted Kennedy’s Oldsmobile Delmont 88 with Mary Jo Kopechne trapped inside.
Why is the wheel the best invention?
Because it's wheely wheely great!
What's tall, has a twin, and is in Manhattan?
Nothing, Bin Laden destroyed them all.
Why is the Nazi Anthem banned in Germany? Because Horst Wessel lied.
Have you ever met a knight with a metanite at night?
I joke about 9/11 because if I did it, it would have a tendency to crash and burn.
Why did the Roman eat pizza? He felt like it.
What was the last thing to go through JFK's mind?
A bullet.
When was the first Black Friday?
1619.
What's the difference between Hitler and a feminist?
At least Hitler actually did something.
What do people say to knights when they go to bed? Good knight!
