History jokes
What did George Washington Carver have anything to do with gorillas? It's a little possible, ya dummy!
Why doesn’t the US want to play chess with the UK?
The US is already down 2 towers, and the UK has an unkillable queen.
The CCP have managed to achieve in making Covid last longer than the Great Wall of China.
Genders are a lot like the Twin Towers.
There used to be two, but now it’s just a sensitive topic.
Why were Twin Towers mad that their food wasn’t good enough?
Because they got plain.
Why are Nazis so good at soccer?
Because they're so good at shooting.
The twin towers were just tryna take after the leaning tower of Pisa, but they lost their balance and fucked it up.
The Twin Towers ordered Domino's, what did they get instead?
What do you call the original immigrants to the British Isles?
Anglosaxon.
Why are Americans bad at chess?
Because they lost two towers.
"Back To The Future"-Doc: You can time travel to anytime in HISTORY, Marty, but NEVER go to the year 2021.....
Why do Japanese people hate iPhones? Because they're scared that American airdrops will fall on them.
I'm so proud of my Grandpa. He killed Hitler himself.
Q: How did Helen Keller break her wrist?
A: Reading road signs.
Your hairline is so far back dinosaurs are seeing it.
If Germany is the father land, and Russia is the mother land, would WWII just be domestic violence?
Why was JFK stupid? He only had half a brain.
In the beginning of the 20th century, a young girl called Edit left her home country of Sweden and crossed the Ocean to make a new life in America. Unfortunately, it did not go all that well, and she soon found herself homeless, begging for food or money to survive.
She used to occupy a street next to a theater, not because it meant hefty handouts, but because it was a place where no other beggars or police bothered her. Every night, a new crowd came to see a show, and the cute young girl found just enough mercy to survive. In fact, she did so well that she decided to afford herself a small piece of cake every Tuesday, just to keep her spirits up.
One Tuesday, she could not get a break. Looked like she will go without cake this week. Then, a strange-looking gentleman stopped near her. He soon heard her story and decided to share his fortune.
Gentleman: "I work as a magician in the touring show; today, we performed here. Some nights, our guests want to gamble with us afterwards, and I make sure to bring home more than I came with. I try to keep it moderate, but today, this obnoxious drunk was loaded, so I emptied his pockets. Here, take this precious coin."
Paul Walker is the best legend to go down in history. Change my mind.
"Knock knock."
"Why are you knocking on a wall? You're in the Twin Towers and they're going down!"