History jokes
The two brothers were sitting next to each other. They played with planes all day long. They got too violent, and now their sister (World Trade Center) stands there. The brothers were put up for adoption, and the planes were given back to their owners.
When we told Twin Towers to put on airplane mode, we didn't mean a real airplane.
What do you call a dinosaur with a butt?
A Butt-asaurus.
My dad killed Hitler.
Kenneth's hairline [is] friends with Moses.
Man 1: Why don’t we just put all the debt in the world on one man, then kill him?
Man 2: We tried that once. It started a cult.
Why did the Titanic sink? Because it saw an iceberg selling candy.
What did the slaves say when they met their soon-to-be masters?
"Aaah, a ghost!"
When I said I wanted vegetable stew, I didn’t mean boil Stephen Hawking!
What is an orphan's family tree? A stump.
Why does Hitler need glasses?
Because he could Nazi.
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale?
Because they have already lost 2 towers.
Whoever invented religions, they fucked up.
We got all kinds of retarded adults believing in mythologies.
What did Grant say? "I'm gay."
Why are New Yorkers so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers!
Why are Americans bad at Clash of Clans?
Because they have already lost 2 towers.
It's the 1940s.
The chink was counting his shillings. The chink was bitching. His wife got raped in Nanking. The chink counts his shillings.
The chink gets sook chinged!
My great great grandfather killed Hitler😌
Why is the U.S. so mad about the Twin Towers? It was an accident. The pilots were new.
I saw some twins, so I threw a paper plane at them.