History jokes
What do you call a blind German?
A Nazi/Nattzee.
Why were the Twin Towers upset? Because they ordered pepperoni, yet plane arrived!!!
How did Hitler tie his shoes?
He tied them in little Nazis.
What's young, red, and has hot PTSD?
Prince Andrew's victims.
What did the Nazi say when a doll hit his daughter?
A-doll Hitler!
"Another one bites the dust."
People in 1912: The Titanic is unsinkable!
Iceberg: Hold my beer.
What do George Washington and a beaver have in common?
They both have eyes.
What is Hitler's favorite book? "Hitler and the chamber of secrets."
Why was Hitler a Baka at mathematics? Because he can only count to Nein.
I own a gun with Nazi rounds and shot a guy who broke into my house. He said, “Did you just shoot me with a Nazi round?” and I replied, “Do you mean Nein millimeter?”
What do you call a kid that’s cold and his name is war?
Cold War.
Are you the Lusitania 'cause I wanna fire a torpedo inside you?
Are you the Lusitania 'cause I wanna fire a torpedo into you?
What war game can the French win? None, they are always losing.
What’s the difference between my mom and the Twin Towers?
My mom got hit by two cars. The Twin Towers got hit by two planes.
Why shouldn't you get in a fight with a dinosaur?
You'll get jur ass kicked.
Eastern Europe and Western Europe is a joke.
Why is the Titanic good at baseball? Because it sinks it.
What did the Titanic say while sinking?
"It's going down."