What did the Titanic say while sinking?
"It's going down."
History Jokes
I screamed "Jenga" today in class while watching a 9/11 documentary.
YouTubers: Among Us in real life.
Bin Laden: Angry Birds in real life.
Q: What does Pakistan love to do with India when they go to war?
A: Surrender their 93,000 soldiers.
I’ll never forget my dad’s last words. “Erase my search history, son.”
Yo mama so fat, the Egyptians modeled the pyramids based on her.
What do you call German weed?
Mustard Gas.
Why are Germans so good at cleaning?
They have experience in ethnic cleansing.
My grandpa was the best soldier ever. He gunned down over 100 soldiers in his bunker during D-Day.
What is war used for? (put in comments below)
AR-15: Who are you?
Musket: I'm you, but from another timeline.
My grandpa died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.
People should stop making jokes about major tragedies. My dad died on 9/11...
He was the best pilot in Saudi Arabia.
I know a good airplane joke, but it would probably go over your heads.
The twin towers: No, it won't.
What do you call Jan[uary] 6th?
White people smearing shit on the walls of the capitol!
What should you never say to a Japanese person? "You're da bomb!"
What was the last thing that went through PH's head?
Water and smoke.
Hey, don’t Orpheus have friends because people do have family?
Women be like if men are gone, Earth would be a better place, (forgetting) women help to create war, weapons, animal and human cruelty, and have helped to enforce laws that oppress them.
Did you hear they found a cure for autism? It's called Zyklon B.
Light it up blue 🔵
