I would have loved to ride the Titanic at least once ;)
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Last words of the mayor of Hiroshima: “What the fuck was that noise?”
Yesterday I had a party.
I got questioned about five dead kids locked up in a box.
I did that when I was 13. Damn, I forgot about them!
My grandpa personally killed 3 German pilots. He was the worst mechanic Luftwaffe had.
I sleep in a castle once every 2 weeks.
It's my fort knight.
How many gears does a French tank have?
One forward and six reverse.
What is the difference between the assassination of César and the assassination of Jesus?
They were both killed by Romans.
What was Jesus scared of the most?
Snails.
Why did Helen Keller have no ornaments on her Christmas tree?
'Cause she always dropped them.
Did you know that Helen Keller had a twin?
Yeah, Helen ate her in the womb.
Q: Where did Helen Keller go to school?
A: Anywhere she was homeschooled.
A young boy was talking to his friend about his family:
"My great-grandfather fought against Napoleon, my grandfather fought against the English, my father fought against the Americans, and my uncle against the Argentinians."
The friend replied: "It seems that your family can't get along with anybody!"
It is reported that when Churchill met Stalin at Yalta, they discussed their hobbies.
Churchill said: "I collect the jokes people tell me about me."
"That's a coincidence," said Stalin, "I collect the people who tell jokes about me."
So, y'all remember Hitler, right?
Ok, so I own a gun with Nazi rounds. I shot a guy who was entering my home who wasn't invited. He said, "Did you shoot me with Nazi rounds?" Then I said, "Do you mean 'nein' millimeter?"
Victims of 9/11 are the fastest readers. They went through 94 stories in seconds.
What do you call a blind German?
A notsee.
Q: Why did China take over Tibet? A: Because they china exploit foreign resources.
Btw, these are real facts despite the CCP's propagandist narratives. #FreeTibet #FreeHongKong #FreeInnerMongolia #FreeUyghers
What do you get when you cross a Cuban and corrupt dictator, Fidel Castro?
What does the Titanic sell most?
Icebreakers.
Unlike the Americans, Hitler knew when to kill himself.
