History jokes
Why did Hitler kill people? Because it was funny! 🥵
Bro, WW2 was just a joke.
Why was Hitler broke?
The gas prices are outrageous.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered pepperoni and got plane.
What game did Al-Qaeda play with the Twin Towers on September 11th, 2001? Jenga.
Watching the 9/11 documentaries, just watching a kill cam.
It was a blast to visit the Twin Towers on 9/11 at exactly 8:46 a.m. It was the bomb... like, literally!
Anybody remember 9/11? Cause I sure do, and oh boy was my father a good pilot!💥
Jesus was the one who created the T pose, not Fortnite.
What’s the difference between the twin towers and your parents?
Nothing, they are both just memories.
Anyone else know that Hitler had only one testicle?
Maybe that's why he killed himself. Bro could never get any bitches!
What was one cool thing about Hitler?
He used to paint his thoughts on the wall with a gun.
Yeah, I stopped joking about 9/11. My jokes usually just ended up crashing and burning.
Everyone's had a mind-blowing day before, just ask JFK.
Why can't Americans play chess?
Because they're missing two towers.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The KGB.
The KGB wh-?
*slaps* I will ask the questions here.
We all know that Lincoln and Kennedy are the most open-minded presidents in the world.
The Earth was flat until they buried you.
The Nazis.
Hey, did you know that 9/11 won a Grammy?
Yes, best comedy award.