History jokes
What's the best thing about 9/11 jokes...
They make you collapse with laughter because the Twin Towers collapsed.
People say towers can't move. Apparently, nobody told that to the Trade Centers.
"We can't go under... We can't go over... Oh no, we got to go through it!"
In 1492 Christopher Columbus sailed the ocean blue.
He sat on a rock, tickled his cock, until it turned red, white, and blue!
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, but they were pissed as all they got was plane.
No, Stephen Hawking wasn't the first man to walk on the moon.
They say Jesus walked on water.
That's nothing. Stephen Hawking ran on batteries.
Who got shot in the head? JFK did!
I'm writing a movie about 9/11. It's called "September 11th Two Thousand Fun."
Ok ok ok so 7 ate 9, but why was 10 scared? Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
GOTTVERDAMMT, Hans! I said, "Glass of juice," not "Gas the Jews!"
Unbelievable! When I searched “house of spades,” all I saw was a slave home!
I would like to say Hitler gave two fucks about his people.
But quite Anne frankly, I'd be lying.
Why are natives called redskins? Idk, ask the pilgrims 😂
Why are Japanese always so skinny?
Cause last time there was a fat man, an entire city disappeared.
Why is Hitler a hjhjfbfhf? Because he’s Hitler!
The Twin Towers are just like genders.
There used to be two, but now it's a sensitive topic.
Where does Hitler look first when he loses something? The attic.
The people in the World Trade Center ordered two pepperoni, but got two planes.
My favorite sex position is the “JFK,” I splatter all over her as she screams to get out of the car 😂