You meet the guy who invented 0, what do you tell him? Thanks for nothing!
An orphan went up to Nikola Tesla and asked to travel in time. He then saw his parents put him in a building, saying, "You now live here!"
What did Hitler say when he was blindfolded?
I can Nazi!
I wonder if the 2 Irish kids off the Titanic movie who went to sleep before it sank had wet dreams?
Adding a "gl" in front of "camping" doesn't make it any better.
If you add a "gl" in front of "Adolf Hitler," it doesn't make him a great guy.
That is a "Penny-Farthing" bicycle. Dimes if you feed it beans.
Get confused with Confucius!
Why did Adolf Hitler like nuts? He only had one.
Q: If Adolf Hitler was a sea creature, which would he be?
A: Adlof-in.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because they ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
What happens when a sink on the Titanic overflows?
It sinks it.
The History of the Star Spangled Banner. By Jose Cannusee
Nobody:
The Vietcong when America lands on their beaches:
tReE pOwErS aCtIvAtE!
What do bicycles and slaves have in common? They both use chains to work.
I have WWII in my blood since my great-grandfather killed Hitler.
Q: What did Jesus say when he got nailed to the cross?
A: Owwww!!!!!
You could say Japanese car fans and ancient Egyptians are alike—they both worship Datsun.
Science gets you to the moon.
Religion flies you into buildings.
In the Middle Ages it was illegal for a blind man to become a king.
I mean, I don't see why not.
Why couldn’t most people remember 9/11?
Because it flew over their heads.
