History jokes
What did Grant say? "I'm gay."
Why are New Yorkers so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers!
Why are Americans bad at Clash of Clans?
Because they have already lost 2 towers.
It's the 1940s.
The chink was counting his shillings. The chink was bitching. His wife got raped in Nanking. The chink counts his shillings.
The chink gets sook chinged!
My great great grandfather killed Hitler😌
Why is the U.S. so mad about the Twin Towers? It was an accident. The pilots were new.
I saw some twins, so I threw a paper plane at them.
I remember when I was a kid, I thought the world used to be colorless.
I was kinda right. They used to not let colors in a lot of areas.
Bro, I love hanging out with white people, it's either we play Yahtzee, or we playin' Nazi.
What's the best thing about 9/11 jokes...
They make you collapse with laughter because the Twin Towers collapsed.
People say towers can't move. Apparently, nobody told that to the Trade Centers.
"We can't go under... We can't go over... Oh no, we got to go through it!"
In 1492 Christopher Columbus sailed the ocean blue.
He sat on a rock, tickled his cock, until it turned red, white, and blue!
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, but they were pissed as all they got was plane.
No, Stephen Hawking wasn't the first man to walk on the moon.
They say Jesus walked on water.
That's nothing. Stephen Hawking ran on batteries.
Who got shot in the head? JFK did!
I'm writing a movie about 9/11. It's called "September 11th Two Thousand Fun."
Ok ok ok so 7 ate 9, but why was 10 scared? Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
GOTTVERDAMMT, Hans! I said, "Glass of juice," not "Gas the Jews!"