Him jokes

Why did the orphan die?

He killed himself because the lack of a support system made him depressed.

Once, an orphan purposely fell out of a tree. He forgot his parents wouldn't catch him.

I have an Uncle named Ricky, who made ur mom sticky.

His dad calls him pricky and everyone begs for his dicky.

Today, me and my best friend went to the Grand Canyon. He was taking up all the space by the edge, and I told him to back up. R.I.P. to him.

So a kid was crying... I asked him what was wrong.

I LOVE WORKING AT AN ORPHANAGE!

I was walking to the store, and then this boy told me, "I'm an orphan and I have no money." He wanted M\&Ms. I gave him a family-sized bag.

Do you know Stephen is dead? He doesn't have a stone. Do you know how to find him? A metal detector.

Why did the emo kid hate the tree?

It left him hanging.

My doctor gave me one year to live, so I shot him. The judge gave me 15. Problem solved!

I saw that my brother has brain cancer, so I asked him: "Are you big brain?"

Huggy Wuggy and Kissy Missy had a baby.

They never gave him a name, so they just played cut the rope with him...

There is a room of men: Jamal, David, and Afzul. "Jamal is black," "David is white," and "Afzul is a Pakistani." Who set off the bomb?

Afzul, it's clearly him cause he's a Pakistani...

Why was the orphan eating cereal with water? Because he has no dad to bring him milk.

I bought a horse and named him Mayo.

Sometimes Mayo neighs.

What did Nemo's dad say? "Man, he's a lot like my dad, I can never find him!"

This ole boy picked up a hooker one time and she gave him the clap. In a few days, he saw her again, and he went up to her and said, "Hey, you gave me the clap!" She said, "NO I DID NOT! I sold it to ya!"

What do you call a kid with no arms or legs?

Don't matter what you call him, he ain't coming.

An orphan went on a game show.

The host looked at him and said, "You can't play, this is Family Feud."

My grandfather said that I was too reliant on technology. I called him a hypocrite and cut him off life support.

A doctor slept with one of his patients and thought to himself, "This is wrong, but some doctors do it..." He is a vet.