Him jokes

I have an Uncle named Ricky, who made ur mom sticky.

His dad calls him pricky and everyone begs for his dicky.

So a kid was crying... I asked him what was wrong.

I LOVE WORKING AT AN ORPHANAGE!

Why did the emo kid hate the tree?

It left him hanging.

My doctor gave me one year to live, so I shot him. The judge gave me 15. Problem solved!

Once, an orphan purposely fell out of a tree. He forgot his parents wouldn't catch him.

Huggy Wuggy and Kissy Missy had a baby.

They never gave him a name, so they just played cut the rope with him...

This ole boy picked up a hooker one time and she gave him the clap. In a few days, he saw her again, and he went up to her and said, "Hey, you gave me the clap!" She said, "NO I DID NOT! I sold it to ya!"

I saw that my brother has brain cancer, so I asked him: "Are you big brain?"

There is a room of men: Jamal, David, and Afzul. "Jamal is black," "David is white," and "Afzul is a Pakistani." Who set off the bomb?

Afzul, it's clearly him cause he's a Pakistani...

Why did the orphan die?

He killed himself because the lack of a support system made him depressed.

Why was the orphan so successful?

When they told him, "Go big or go home," he/she only had one option.

Why was the orphan eating cereal with water? Because he has no dad to bring him milk.

Do you know Stephen is dead? He doesn't have a stone. Do you know how to find him? A metal detector.

Why does an orphan always try to escape the orphanage?

Because he wants to get money to buy a family since they won't buy him.

My grandfather said that I was too reliant on technology. I called him a hypocrite and cut him off life support.

Yesterday I saw a guy spill all his Scrabble letters on the road.

So I asked him, “What’s the word on the street?”

What do you call a kid with no arms or legs?

Don't matter what you call him, he ain't coming.

An orphan went on a game show.

The host looked at him and said, "You can't play, this is Family Feud."

Orphan: I want to be like Batman.

Orphan worker: You are already like him, honey.

How did the coke seller react when someone told him a joke?

He CRACKed up.