Him jokes
What did Siri say when Stephen Hawking spoke to him... Sorry, I don't like Microsoft.
I asked a man for ten dollars for a cup of coffee. The man said coffee was only a quarter. I told him I was putting all my begs in one ask-it.
Once my cat was playing video games. I was OVERWATCHing him.
I asked him to PAWS the game. He then hissed at me. I was surprised; he usually has a good PURRsonality. He said he YARNED to play the game.
My boyfriend is just like a sexy nerd and I still have to ask him things like that because I'm so distracted from him.
I bought my son an Xbox in 2017. It’s now 2018, and I’m still waiting for him to open it.
A doctor slept with one of his patients and thought to himself, "This is wrong, but some doctors do it..." He is a vet.
An orphan went up to Nikola Tesla and asked to travel in time. He then saw his parents put him in a building, saying, "You now live here!"
Did you hear about the man who swallowed his watch?
He went to the doctor hoping he could give him something to help pass the time.
Three years ago my doctor told me I was going deaf. I haven't heard from him since.
My dog is a genius... I asked him what is two minus two, he said nothing.
Why did the orphan turn gay?
A: Because he wanted someone to call him "daddy."
Make him read a book.
I asked a kid why he was so blue.
Didn't realize his parents were choking him out.
Chuck Norris died, but Death was too afraid to tell him.
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. All the kings horses and all the kings men, said "Fuck him, he's only an egg."
The orphan tried to play baseball, but he couldn't get home because home doesn't exist for him.
I saw a kid crying and I asked him where his parents are.
I love my job at the orphanage.
You know, having an uncle is a good thing sometimes! I get a pair of shoes every week. He says it’s my reward for playing the tickle game with him in his damp and dark basement. It hurts sometimes. But hey, new shoes!
Dude, all Hitler asked for was a glass of juice, but everyone misheard him.
Imagine this whole “Dr. Strange jokes” is just full of people simping over him.
Couldn’t Be Me.