Why can't you ever see an emo?
their to high to see
How do rappers greet each other?
With a HIGH FIVE and a MIC DROP
The little girl's dad was Jewish and her mom was Catholic. Mom had been taking the little girl to church every Sunday.
One Sunday, during High Mass, the little girl whispers to her mom, “Mom, can we go home now?”
“No honey, not yet,” replied the mother, “the Mass is only half over.”
“Then we can go now, Mom. I'm half Jewish
A anti-bullying PSA and speeding PSA from the same creator meet one another. The death toll went sky high.
What did the weed say before he got an a escolater
does anyone go to eagle high school? tell me what classes from 1st period to 4th period if you do go to eagle high school.
Don't ever try to give a emo kid a high five they'll just leave ya hanging
My friend tried high fiving me left him hanging
I don't see why women are complaining about the glass ceiling, I mean if they reach high enough they can clean it...
Why do high tides come up so high?
Because they come up to say hi.
weirdo: im too high too die! me: youll just fall harder
This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
i would tell you a joke about meat but the stakes are too high
Not to brag, but I defeated our local chess champion in less than five moves. Finally my high school karate lessons came to some use.
I wad gona stop for the cos but I ran because I was high (the song don't coywrite me plz)
Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the studio?
Because he heard the bars were high
Anyone else think high school musical would of been a better film with a school shooter
What makes you guys high? I get high when I have a dead fish in my lunchbox.
roses are red, violets are blue, the stonks are high and so are you.
