High jokes
Weirdo: I'm too high to die!
Me: You'll just fall harder.
I would tell you a joke about meat, but the stakes are too high.
Not to brag, but I defeated our local chess champion in less than five moves.
Finally my high school karate lessons came to some use.
An anti-bullying PSA and speeding PSA from the same creator meet one another.
The death toll went sky high.
I don't see why women are complaining about the glass ceiling. I mean, if they reach high enough, they can clean it...
Don't ever try to give an emo kid a high five. They'll just leave you hanging.
What did the weed say before he got on the escalator?
I was gonna stop for the cops, but I ran because I was high (the song don't copyright me plz).
Does anyone go to Eagle High School? Tell me what classes you have from 1st period to 4th period if you go to Eagle High School.
It's often said that people peaked in high school.
I think Trump peaked in kindergarten.
In Jr. high, we all had to do a report on euthanasia. I misunderstood and wrote a report on how I'd really like a Korean girlfriend.
In Junior High, we had to do a report on euthanasia. I misunderstood the report and wrote about how I'd really like a Korean girlfriend.
My wife is so fat! She wears high heels, she strikes oil.
When she sits around the house, she really sits *around* the house. Every time she turns around, it's her birthday.
My friend tried high-fiving me; I left him hanging.
Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the studio?
Because he heard the bars were high.
Anyone else think High School Musical would have been a better film with a school shooter?
Roses are red, violets are blue, the stonks are high, and so are you.
What makes you guys high?
I get high when I have a dead fish in my lunchbox.
So, this kid told me what high school he was going to and asked me if I thought he would make it in.
I said, "No, they don't have double doors."
I was at the club and then my dad walked up and said, "You're 15, why are you high and at the club?" So I ran. Then my uncle was at the car and took me home, so I was grounded. Then my boyfriend came because my parents went out and we had sex and we were very loud. My dad came home and walked in. He had my boyfriend pin me against the wall so my dad could spank me.