High jokes

I would tell you a joke about meat, but the stakes are too high.

Not to brag, but I defeated our local chess champion in less than five moves.

Finally my high school karate lessons came to some use.

Why do women need a pay rise? Isn't the glass ceiling high enough?

I don't see why women are complaining about the glass ceiling. I mean, if they reach high enough, they can clean it...

An anti-bullying PSA and speeding PSA from the same creator meet one another.

The death toll went sky high.

Don't ever try to give an emo kid a high five. They'll just leave you hanging.

What did the weed say before he got on the escalator?

I was gonna stop for the cops, but I ran because I was high (the song don't copyright me plz).

In Jr. high, we all had to do a report on euthanasia. I misunderstood and wrote a report on how I'd really like a Korean girlfriend.

It's often said that people peaked in high school.

I think Trump peaked in kindergarten.

What makes you guys high?

I get high when I have a dead fish in my lunchbox.

Anyone else think High School Musical would have been a better film with a school shooter?

Roses are red, violets are blue, the stonks are high, and so are you.

I was at the club and then my dad walked up and said, "You're 15, why are you high and at the club?" So I ran. Then my uncle was at the car and took me home, so I was grounded. Then my boyfriend came because my parents went out and we had sex and we were very loud. My dad came home and walked in. He had my boyfriend pin me against the wall so my dad could spank me.

A bear and a rabbit are at a bar getting high, smoking weed, talking about nothing but lies and straight up garbage.

And then the bear starts to drink too much damn liquor, gets drunk, and asks the rabbit, "Can I have one more scotch, pretty please?"

And the rabbit says, "Hell to the naw, I'm not about to carry your drunk ass home with me and smell your breath."

You know you're high when you hold all your pineapples hostage and yell, "SpongeBob, I know you're in there!"

When I was in high school, me and my friends would play with this girl who had Down syndrome.

We would get into a circle around her and say, "Nightmare, nightmare!"

Why did the terrorist masturbate and smoke weed on the plane?

He was told to high-jack it.

Why don't the giraffes go to elementary school? Because they are already in high school.

When a person is thinking of a high number in Roblox

-smashes keyboard-