Weirdo: I'm too high to die!
Me: You'll just fall harder.
High Jokes
I was gonna stop for the cops, but I ran because I was high (the song don't copyright me plz).
Does anyone go to Eagle High School? Tell me what classes you have from 1st period to 4th period if you go to Eagle High School.
Why do high tides come up so high?
Because they come up to say hi.
Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the studio?
Because he heard the bars were high.
What does a physicist call it when a suicidal person is high up? Potential energy.
Anyone else think High School Musical would have been a better film with a school shooter?
Roses are red, violets are blue, the stonks are high, and so are you.
What makes you guys high?
I get high when I have a dead fish in my lunchbox.
I was at the club and then my dad walked up and said, "You're 15, why are you high and at the club?" So I ran. Then my uncle was at the car and took me home, so I was grounded. Then my boyfriend came because my parents went out and we had sex and we were very loud. My dad came home and walked in. He had my boyfriend pin me against the wall so my dad could spank me.
A bear and a rabbit are at a bar getting high, smoking weed, talking about nothing but lies and straight up garbage.
And then the bear starts to drink too much damn liquor, gets drunk, and asks the rabbit, "Can I have one more scotch, pretty please?"
And the rabbit says, "Hell to the naw, I'm not about to carry your drunk ass home with me and smell your breath."
You know you're high when you hold all your pineapples hostage and yell, "SpongeBob, I know you're in there!"
When I was in high school, me and my friends would play with this girl who had Down syndrome.
We would get into a circle around her and say, "Nightmare, nightmare!"
Why don't the giraffes go to elementary school? Because they are already in high school.
Why did the terrorist masturbate and smoke weed on the plane?
He was told to high-jack it.
When a person is thinking of a high number in Roblox
-smashes keyboard-
I dated a girl, and I didn’t know she was previously in an abusive relationship.
I thought she just REALLY hated high-fives.
Why do mountains go to sleep a lot?
Because they are high.
Technoblade: It is high vitamin B.
Quackiity: What does vitamin B stand for?
Technoblade: Broke.
What does a ginger do when they want to high five a friend? They clap.
