High jokes
How tall does the grass grow in Germany?
Zis high!
You should never suppress a fart. It travels up the spine high into the brain. That's where the shit ideas come from.
Kurt Cobain didn't mean to kill himself. He was just so high he thought the shotgun was a bong.
His lyrics are so ironic but so true. "I'm not coming back". "I swear I don't have a gun."
A guy sits at a bar in a skyscraper restaurant high above the city. He slams a shot of tequila, goes over to the window, and jumps out.
What do you call a guy that's high in a wheelchair?
A baked potato.
What happened to the depressed kid who tried to high five a tree?
Answer: He was left there hanging.
I am always high, welcome to bipolar disorder. LMAO. (Don't bother to like or comment, I just had to say this.)
How do fish get high?
Because they eat seaweed.
I would tell you a joke about meat, but the stakes are too high.
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
Because he wanted to go to high school.
A 23 year old priest walks into a high school with an automatic weapon. He tells those who believe in God to stand up and leave.
To the children who don't leave, he says, "Do not worry my children, I shall make thou 'hole-y' as well."
He then proceeds to shoot all of the students left.
What do you call a cow with all of his legs? High steaks.
Why did the terrorist masturbate and smoke weed on the plane?
He was told to high-jack it.
Anyone else think High School Musical would have been a better film with a school shooter?
Why did the girl bring the ladder to school? Because she wanted to go to high school.
What group of high school students touch the most dicks?
The jocks.
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high.
She looked at me surprised.
(P.S. I am not at that age plus I am as straight as a helix ruler.)
Roses are red, violets are not, everyone at Grant High School is probably a thot.
Does anyone go to Eagle High School? Tell me what classes you have from 1st period to 4th period if you go to Eagle High School.
The doctor told me my temperature was exactly 98.6 degrees. I felt relieved until he said, “Celsius.”