High jokes

An anti-bullying PSA and speeding PSA from the same creator meet one another.

The death toll went sky high.

Why do women need a pay rise? Isn't the glass ceiling high enough?

I would tell you a joke about meat, but the stakes are too high.

My wife is so fat! She wears high heels, she strikes oil.

When she sits around the house, she really sits *around* the house. Every time she turns around, it's her birthday.

Not to brag, but I defeated our local chess champion in less than five moves.

Finally my high school karate lessons came to some use.

Weirdo: I'm too high to die!

Me: You'll just fall harder.

My friend tried high-fiving me; I left him hanging.

I was gonna stop for the cops, but I ran because I was high (the song don't copyright me plz).

What did the weed say before he got on the escalator?

I don't see why women are complaining about the glass ceiling. I mean, if they reach high enough, they can clean it...

Don't ever try to give an emo kid a high five. They'll just leave you hanging.

Does anyone go to Eagle High School? Tell me what classes you have from 1st period to 4th period if you go to Eagle High School.

In Junior High, we had to do a report on euthanasia. I misunderstood the report and wrote about how I'd really like a Korean girlfriend.

It's often said that people peaked in high school.

I think Trump peaked in kindergarten.

In Jr. high, we all had to do a report on euthanasia. I misunderstood and wrote a report on how I'd really like a Korean girlfriend.

So, this kid told me what high school he was going to and asked me if I thought he would make it in.

I said, "No, they don't have double doors."

Why did the terrorist masturbate and smoke weed on the plane?

He was told to high-jack it.

What makes you guys high?

I get high when I have a dead fish in my lunchbox.

Anyone else think High School Musical would have been a better film with a school shooter?

Roses are red, violets are blue, the stonks are high, and so are you.