High jokes

In Junior High, we had to do a report on euthanasia. I misunderstood the report and wrote about how I'd really like a Korean girlfriend.

Weirdo: I'm too high to die!

Me: You'll just fall harder.

I would tell you a joke about meat, but the stakes are too high.

Not to brag, but I defeated our local chess champion in less than five moves.

Finally my high school karate lessons came to some use.

An anti-bullying PSA and speeding PSA from the same creator meet one another.

The death toll went sky high.

I don't see why women are complaining about the glass ceiling. I mean, if they reach high enough, they can clean it...

Don't ever try to give an emo kid a high five. They'll just leave you hanging.

What did the weed say before he got on the escalator?

Why do women need a pay rise? Isn't the glass ceiling high enough?

I was gonna stop for the cops, but I ran because I was high (the song don't copyright me plz).

Does anyone go to Eagle High School? Tell me what classes you have from 1st period to 4th period if you go to Eagle High School.

It's often said that people peaked in high school.

I think Trump peaked in kindergarten.

In Jr. high, we all had to do a report on euthanasia. I misunderstood and wrote a report on how I'd really like a Korean girlfriend.

My wife is so fat! She wears high heels, she strikes oil.

When she sits around the house, she really sits *around* the house. Every time she turns around, it's her birthday.

What group of high school students touch the most dicks?

The jocks.

My friend tried high-fiving me; I left him hanging.

So, this kid told me what high school he was going to and asked me if I thought he would make it in.

I said, "No, they don't have double doors."

What makes you guys high?

I get high when I have a dead fish in my lunchbox.

Why did the terrorist masturbate and smoke weed on the plane?

He was told to high-jack it.

Anyone else think High School Musical would have been a better film with a school shooter?