HI jokes

Hi! 👋 I love 💕 you love 💕 a good time at home. 🏡

Hi guys, it's Gwen. Good morning, people! Just to let you know, I am deleting my account tomorrow.

Officer: Hi, how high are you?

Pothead: No officer, it's "how are you?"

Officer: Oh, I'm sorry, I've been high since last night.

Pothead: Cool, I'd like to give you some weed, happy 420, sir.

Officer: Omg, thanks man, appreciate that.

Hi, hello, hello, hello.

Welcome to youtube.com.

Where we treat our patients nicely.

Hi.

Hi, I’m Joe.

Hi, I got fired. Oh, don't know which fire? Oh, the one that I got burned on, the volcano.

Hi, my name is Moo, what is your name? Moo.

Hi guys, I'm back! So I have a question for you. What is red and smells like blue paint? Type in comments what you came up with.

Hi how are you?

Hi Jake!

Hi, I'm stupid!

Hi, I'm the wicked wiener!!!

Me: Knock knock. Bestie: Who's there? Me: Ben. Bestie: Ben Dover? Me: No, Ben vuyictrbjovtfcybugxrrx. Bestie: Omg how did I forget, hi vuyictrbjovtfcybugxrrx!

A girl walks into an Adult Store. "Hi, I want to buy that red dildo right there."

Cashier: "That's a fire extinguisher, you whore."

Hi, how are you doing?

Hi everyone, my mom got me an iPad today, and this is really cool. Can someone tell me what decapitation is?

Hi guys, I’m so so so bored. My point is, does anyone have time for chatting tomorrow, around 12:00 or so on? Guest list included:

1 Gwen

2 water sharky

So on and so on.

We can talk about Reddit or just other things. Thank you. 😀

Karen walks into McDonald's.

Lady at the counter: HI what can I get for you today??

Karen: I want 1 SMALL FRIES PLEASE AND MAKE IT SNAPPY LITTLE NOODLE!

Lady at the counter: yes miss.

Karen: I WILL NOW INSPECT THIS.

Lady at the counter: *sweats*

Karen: THIS IS NOT SALTY ENOUGHT! GET ME THE MANAGER KNOW, SKINY NOODLE!

Why do high tides come up so high?

Because they come up to say hi.