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Dad

Anonymous · 8 years ago

Hi, Dad.

Dog

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

The image shows a message conversation. The first message says 'Hi Dexter is dead' and the time is shown as 10:10. The second message says 'Hi Dexter is ready now!! Sorry stupid auto correct' and the time is shown as 10:11. Below the messages there is a picture of a dog on a leash.

Happiness

? · 8 years ago

Happiness.

Speed

ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡 · 2 years ago

real

A man with a wide, slightly maniacal smile is in the bottom part of the image. Above him in white letters it says: "Driving at 200 mph in a school zone:".

WhatsApp

𝓼𝓸𝓷 𝓰𝓸𝓴𝓾 · 2 years ago

Doctor

Anonymous · 1 year ago

A WhatsApp chat screenshot. On the right, a message from 'Doctor' says 'Hi Doctor' at 4:25 AM. On the left, a user replies 'Hi' at 4:25 AM. The user then sends an image of an illegible black scribble on a light background and asks 'how to read this?' at 4:26 AM. The doctor replies 'It's paracetamol' at 4:26 AM. The user then sends a second image, also an illegible black scribble, and asks 'how about this?' at 4:26 AM. The doctor replies 'amoxicillin... 3x a day' at 4:27 AM.

Boy

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

The image is a four panel meme, comparing math functions and social interactions. The first panel is labeled "Taking to my x" and contains a chat bubble saying "Hi, what's up". The second panel is labeled "Taking to my y" and contains the same chat bubble, but oriented vertically. The third panel is labeled "Taking to my cosin" and shows a sinusoidal wave graph with a chat bubble overlay. The fourth panel is labeled "Me and the boys getting a tan" and shows a graphic of four bird-like figures with a horizontal line below them and a chart on the left side. The last panel is labeled "Me committing arcsin" and shows a graph of a logarithmic arc. The website address boredpanda.com is at the bottom of the image.

Pumpkin

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A display of salmon in a supermarket, with some pieces covered in a brown spice mix and labeled 'PUMPKIN SPICED SALMON 5.99 EA'.

Struggle

brokemaster · 2 years ago

Hi i thought this was funny i guess haha 💔⛓️

A simple cartoon drawing of two stick figures. One figure stands safely on the edge of a cliff, offering motivational advice. The other figure hangs precariously from the cliff edge and responds with profanity. The text reads: 'Hang in there, it gets better!' and 'Fuck you!'

Simp

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

The meme compares the reactions of players in Valorant and Counter-Strike 2 when a female player joins the team, using a bear to represent Valorant and a wolf to represent Counter-Strike 2. The top panel sets the scene with the text "*there is a girl on the team." The bottom-left panel shows the Valorant bear with the text: "hi Beauty, wow your voice is so soft, you like this skin? don't worry, i buy everything you want." The bottom-right panel shows the Counter-Strike 2 wolf snarling aggressively with a screenshot of a successful kick vote.

Man

Daddy dick · 3 years ago

Hi

A close-up portrait of a man with a large forehead and a slight smile. The background is blurry and indistinct. He is looking straight at the camera.

Sister

DADDY sus aka the king · 3 years ago

hi sisters

A bald face with exaggerated features, including long eyelashes and large lips. The face is smiling widely.

Government

Wade · 2 years ago

The image shows text that reads: "Government: Tobacco is dangerous. You need to be 21 to buy it. Also government *sending military recruiters to high schools*:". Below this text is a picture of a man with white hair wearing a red blazer with an excited expression, saying, "Hi kids! Do you like violence?"

Rat

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

The image shows a Discord chat where user 'rat' says 'Hi, I'm new. Anyone?' followed by 'ratfucker is typing...'. Below this is a still from a video game with the text 'Rat' pointing to a character and 'Ratfucker' pointing to another character who is walking towards him.

Court

Heroin Monkey · 9 months ago

A black and white image of a court transcript snippet. In lines 1-2, MR. CHASE says, "Hi reader! You look great today!" In line 3, THE COURT responds, "What?" In lines 4-6, MR. CHASE explains, "I'm breaking the Fourth Wall and speaking to whoever reads this Court Transcript." Line 7 and the following cut-off line show THE COURT saying, "Sir, you are being charged for possession of child porn."

Spain

brokemaster · 2 years ago

A chat conversation with white text boxes on a light background. The first message is "Hi are these still selling? would you ship to Spain 🇪🇸 if I pay for ship?". The second one is "I don't do international shipping, I'm afraid". And the third "Afraid of what?" followed by "Do not be scared" with the username "@dallbajobrus" on the bottom right corner.

Vote

Anonymous · 1 year ago

If only true Americans voted:

A United States map is displayed with states colored red or blue to represent an election outcome. The legend shows Harris with 31 electoral votes and Trump with 337, suggesting a landslide victory for Trump. The user can select a party, show a toss-up, or a third party and see the state breakdown below.

Town

blach66 · 3 years ago

A four-panel image shows a man leaning into a car window asking a woman for a ride downtown. The woman replies that she won't give him a lift because she's looking for a one night stand.

Miscommunication

UK · 1 year ago

A screenshot of a text message conversation. The first person initiates with "Hi." The second person replies "hello." The first person then asks, "are you mail or femail?" The second person humorously responds, "no I'm gmail." The first person, misunderstanding, asks, "you mean gay?"

Child

Daddy dick · 3 years ago

Hi

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CottonCandyFoxx

Hii im neww! One of my friends told me about this site and i really like it!

Its_just_ferny

Hi everyone Hope your doing great

Dish3rm3s_luvva9

Hi guys,I wouldn't be posting plenty because I have dance practise almost every day,and a competition coming up,and were in the finals so yeah,my team got 2nd place last competition (23 may,2026), and were trying to come first place so ill be hardly on this app until October solo yeah

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