HI jokes

Toilet: hi You: hi what?

Hi, I like food.

"Johnny, why wave?"

"Hi, Goo!"

Hi, father, I failed the class, you mommy!

What's Stephen Hawking's favorite food? His left shoulder.

What's Stephen Hawking's favorite robot? Him as his shoulder/wheelchair.

Hi izz.

Qwen, I have to tell you something, so say "hi" and I will tell you.

Hi good morning, Alex, are you on? This is So Chat...

*Chatting with a stranger on the internet*

Me: Hi, how are you?

A stranger: I'm fine, hbu?

Me: I'm good. 🤷‍♂️

Hi, I'm a girl gamer looking for a hot bf.

Hi Prince.

Hi, my name is Unknown Guy! Please join my group for the picture I show you, we will do this every week!

Thanks, leave a comment or sign in using the sign in sheet that I have in Google Forms or own the website.

Hint: Pictures of woman.

Btw, for men only!

Hey dad, I'm hungry!

Hi hungry, I'm dad. Why did you name me this way, why why why?

If you ever get bored, just punch an orphan in the face. What's he going to do? Tell his parents?

Hi boo!

Hi, how are you? Busy doing right? I just texted me and my dad and walk home from home and walk home and walk walk home.

I did a walk today, but I did have a good day. Tomorrow night, I...

Hi, how are you? I was busy doing something right. I just texted because me and my dad were going to.

Hi 👋, was the day you?

Child: I am hungry.

Dad: Hi hungry, I am dad!!!

Child: *groans* *walks away*