HI jokes

*Chatting with a stranger on the internet*

Me: Hi, how are you?

A stranger: I'm fine, hbu?

Me: I'm good. 🤷‍♂️

Child: I am hungry.

Dad: Hi hungry, I am dad!!!

Child: *groans* *walks away*

My emo friend tried to hi-five a tree. It left him hanging.

Hi, hello, hello, hello.

Hi, son.

Hi, my name is Unknown Guy! Please join my group for the picture I show you, we will do this every week!

Thanks, leave a comment or sign in using the sign in sheet that I have in Google Forms or own the website.

Hint: Pictures of woman.

Btw, for men only!

Hi izz.

Hi good morning, Alex, are you on? This is So Chat...

Hi, I'm a girl gamer looking for a hot bf.

Hi Prince.

Qwen, I have to tell you something, so say "hi" and I will tell you.

Oh hi guys. Oh, whoops, I didn't planet this way.

I did a walk today, but I did have a good day. Tomorrow night, I...

If you ever get bored, just punch an orphan in the face. What's he going to do? Tell his parents?

Hey dad, I'm hungry!

Hi hungry, I'm dad. Why did you name me this way, why why why?

Hi, how are you? Busy doing right? I just texted me and my dad and walk home from home and walk home and walk walk home.

Hi, how are you? I was busy doing something right. I just texted because me and my dad were going to.

Hi boo!

Hi 👋, was the day you?

So I went to a mall and I was finna buy something... and I saw a little boy and he said "hello," so then I passed by him and he said "hi," and I was like "hi nigga," and he said, "um, just wondering something... I mean I like jokes, but what is dark humor?" And I was like "umm🤔.. it's like 🤔🤔...like you see that guy without legs? Tell him to stand up"... and he said "I'm blind nigga" and I said "exactly homie"... aight nigga peace and look out😏😉