HI jokes

Hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi.

Hi guys, I just found this website. I got emailed by joshisboss or something. Have a great day! 👍

Oh hi guys. Oh, whoops, I didn't planet this way.

"Alex, hi, you here!?"

One day Little Johnny saw his grandpa smoking a cigar. Johnny said, "Can I have a puff?"

Grandpa said, "Can your dick touch your ass?"

Johnny said, "No, then that's your answer."

Later that day, Johnny saw his grandpa drinking a drink. Johnny said, "Can I have a sip?"

Grandpa said the same thing, "Can your dick touch your ass?"

Johnny said, "No, then that's your answer."

Later that night, Johnny was eating some cookies in the kitchen. Grandpa said, "Hi son, can I have a cookie?"

Johnny said, "Can your dick touch your ass?"

Grandpa said, "Yes."

Johnny said, "Good, go fuck yourself!"

Hi! I love that you love a good time of my day.

I love myself.

Hi guys, I feel forgotten lol. I feel like a banana peel... no one will talk to me. Oh, I got a good idea! We do a Google Meet!

"What is your number?" "Hi."

Hi, I'm a skeleton and I know a skele-TON of jokes!

Hey dad, I'm hungry!

Hi hungry, I'm dad. Why did you name me this way, why why why?

Hi, this is not a joke. Please like, or I will be verrrrrrry sad! -_-

Hi Eric Le!

Why can't you say hi to a drug addict?

They'll say "yea."

This is the true worst joke ever:

What did the person say to the other guy when he met him?

Hi!

Sub to Hi, I'm Chiranjay!

Hi, I did not text back to text her and dad, now I’m texting her. Now I’m.

Hi, I'm new here and I'm 11. I'm just bored and want a girlfriend.

Does anyone have Snapchat or Twitter? I can show you what I look like ;)

Hi, I like food.

I did a walk today, but it was so much better, and a walk home. I had dinner. Night was good fun at home. Night was good night. I was a little off, but you were so fun to be a night.