HI jokes

Hi Trent!

Why did you say hi? Babies don't talk.

So I was at the store and I saw a pretty woman, and I said, "Hi."

Quickly, she said, "I am not interested. I have a husband."

And when I saw the woman again, she said, "I need help."

I said, "No, call your husband!" KARMA. 😂😜

I was speaking to a deaf Asian man. I said, "Hi." He said, "Wha yiu sa?"

What did the O say to the other O?

O hi O (Ohio).

Officer sees a man and he is seeing he is having trouble walking, so he asked him, "Sir, are you drunk?" The man responds, "No, sir, I'm not drunk." So the officer asks, "How high are you?" And the man responds, "No sir, it's 'Hi, how are you?'"

Hi! I’m going back home.

Hiiii!

Hi Explain Bear, how are youuu!

Hi Bradyeeeeeeee!

Girl: Hi (flirt)

Boy: Hi? (reluctant)

Girl: I'm a cheerleader captain, I'm also single (flirt).

Boy 2: Excuse me?! He's MY MAN...

Hi, oooo was the day I was a kid. I was going home to school today after dinner!

Dad: I'm dying.

Son: Hi dying, I'm [name].

Dad: Really, now is not the time.

Son: I'm sorry.

Dad: Hi sorry, I'm Dad. (dies)

How to tell your kid is adopted? Hi Daisy, let's play a game called "You're adopted!" I will start: Your mum died so I had to adopt you, but don't think I love you because you were the only kid there, haha!

Hi, my name is Crappy. I like tacos and more tacos and more tacos and more tacos and more tacos and more tacos and ya now GET LOST!

Hi, people. I really need a friend. Can someone please be my friend? Say in comments if you will.

Hi meccool.

Hi, how are you? Are you good?

Hi Sean!

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Me: Hi Kallen.

Kallen: Hi.

Me: You're too big to fit in my car.