HI jokes
What did one slave owner say to the other slave owner when he couldn’t find his slave?
Don’t worry, I’ll rope him in.
Kid: What is an orphan's favorite breakfast?
Teacher: What?
Kid: Fruity Pebbles with water.
Teacher: Why water?
Kid: 'Cause his dad never came back with the milk.
Ali from Kazakhstan, he got small forehead, all his friends laugh. They say, "Ali, your forehead so tiny, you need magnifying glass to see!" But Ali, he not care, he proud of his unique look. When he wear hat, it look like top of mountain, so funny, everyone laugh with him. Ali know small forehead no problem, it make him special, like rare gem!
Do you think John F. Kennedy went for a ride in Dallas just to clear his head because his wife said he was close-minded?
Did you ever think that John F. Kennedy went for a ride in Dallas just to clear his head?
I wonder if Kobe Bryant enjoyed his last flight.
The boy was sexually frustrated that he couldn’t have sex with girls, so he fingered his female cat.
"The dad was so horny he wanted to have sex with his wife, but his wife said no, so he fucked his daughter."
I told a kid in a wheelchair that he should use his rocket league booster.
What did the man say in the morning after beating up his wife?
"I woke up Chris Breezy."
Why'd the alternate universe Spider-Man do so well on his driving test? He's an excellent parallel Parker.
A panic-stricken man explained to his doctor, “You have to help me, I think I’m shrinking.”
“Now settle down,” the doctor calmly told him. “You'll just have to learn to be a little patient.”
My friend was showing me his tool shed and pointed to a ladder. "That's my stepladder," he said. "I never knew my real ladder."
Why did Little Johnny drop his ice cream?
Because he got hit by a bus.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To improve his FLOW-CULUS.
What did the rapper name his new DOG?
Lil Bark.
What did the cow say to the leather chair?
“Hi Mom!”
How did Pinocchio find out he was made of wood?
His hand caught on fire.
What’s faster than a black guy with the TV?
His little brother with the console.
Hey, pass me that crowbar, please.
Sure... y’know, before the crowbar was invented, crows had to drink at home.