Do you think John F. Kennedy went for a ride in Dallas just to clear his head because his wife said he was close-minded?
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Did you ever think that John F. Kennedy went for a ride in Dallas just to clear his head?
I wonder if Kobe Bryant enjoyed his last flight.
The boy was sexually frustrated that he couldn’t have sex with girls, so he fingered his female cat.
"The dad was so horny he wanted to have sex with his wife, but his wife said no, so he fucked his daughter."
I told a kid in a wheelchair that he should use his rocket league booster.
What did the man say in the morning after beating up his wife?
"I woke up Chris Breezy."
Why'd the alternate universe Spider-Man do so well on his driving test? He's an excellent parallel Parker.
A panic-stricken man explained to his doctor, “You have to help me, I think I’m shrinking.”
“Now settle down,” the doctor calmly told him. “You'll just have to learn to be a little patient.”
My friend was showing me his tool shed and pointed to a ladder. "That's my stepladder," he said. "I never knew my real ladder."
Why did Little Johnny drop his ice cream?
Because he got hit by a bus.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To improve his FLOW-CULUS.
What did the rapper name his new DOG?
Lil Bark.
What did the cow say to the leather chair?
“Hi Mom!”
How did Pinocchio find out he was made of wood?
His hand caught on fire.
What’s faster than a black guy with the TV?
His little brother with the console.
Hey, pass me that crowbar, please.
Sure... y’know, before the crowbar was invented, crows had to drink at home.
Why did the dick go insane?
Someone kept messing with his head.
How can you tell your best friend is gay?
His meat tastes like shit.
How can a pimp save money in buying condoms for his stable?
Answer: Have his hoes wash and rinse them after every use.
