HI jokes

Teacher: Hi class, today we will learn about the song, "London Bridge is falling down, falling down."

Then one student said, "I thought it was 'Twin Towers are falling down, falling down!'"

Girl: Hey.

Orphan: Hi.

Girl: Wanna be friends?

Orphan: Sure.

Girl: Ok, and go ask your parents if we can have a sleep over.

"Hi, this is Pete's pizzeria and abortion clinic, where yesterday's loss is today's sauce."

Hi, please like for good luck!

Hi, son.

Say this when you answer a spam call...

"Hi, welcome to Bob's Taco Shack and Funeral Home, where yesterday's grief is today's beef."

Hi, hello, hello, hello.

Hi, are you even my sister?

Yes, I am.

No, you're not, because you never even existed as my sister.

Hi, my name is Uncle Joe, and I like kids in a way that makes their parents not trust me anymore.

Hi, welcome to June's Orphanage. You make them, we bake them. How can I help you?

Nobody:

JFK: :) Hi guys!

JFK's killer: Ayo look at this shit, I just hit a clip.

Hello. What can I get you? A knife, mustard, Marella, gorilla?

Hi! Sorry I haven't posted in a while. I've been so busy!!!! I miss y'all, though!

Hi, bye.

My emo friend tried to hi-five a tree. It left him hanging.

Wife: I’m pregnant.

Husband: Hi pregnant, I’m dad.

Wife: No, you’re not.

Friend: Hi, orphan.

Orphan: Tell me a yo momma joke.

Friend: ummm

Orphan: Exactly, U can't.

Friend: Yo momma so disappointed she left!

Batman: I’m vengeance.

Dad: Hi Vengeance, I’m dad.

Batman: ...

Dad: Son, it’s been 20 years, please let go.

Hi guys, jokes for sister.

So I was listening to a song about "I hate you, are annoying, sister. I'm small and I'm smart," and when I showed it to her, she killed me, and later I was dancing and crying.

Hi, I'm Michael Jackson, and my pronouns are hee/hee.