HI jokes

Hi! It's the kid with another dark joke! On this episode: Orphans!

Hi Leyla, I have been trying to reach you for a while. Where have you been? I was wondering if you wanted to chat.

Hi, I like emos because they are black.

Why did the ocean wave?

It wanted to say "Hi Tide."

Dog: Woof!

Butcher: Say less.

A proud new dad sits down with his own father.

His father says, "Son, you now have a child of your own, so I think it's time I gave you this." And so, he pulls out a book: 1001 Dad Jokes.

The young man says, "Dad, I'm honored," as tears well up in his eyes.

His father says, "Hi, Honored, I'm Dad."

So a kid was hanging out with his mom and this man comes up to him and said, "Hi, I'm your new dad." The kid did not think about it, and then he did and said, "But I already have a dad." The mom said, "That was not your real dad."

Hi, I am Michael Jackson, pronouns are HEE/HEE!

So, there's Fred and Frank. Now, they've been friends for years, but Fred, see, he's depressed. Badly.

Either way, so F+F are texting each other, and here's how it goes: (this is my first joke, so please don't judge too harshly)

Frank: Yo

Fred: Hi...

Frank: U heard about de competition?

Fred: Yeah...

Frank: You wanna hang out?

Fred: .......

Frank: What? I've got some noose (news) for you.

Fred: ...I(

Frank: Fine.... I guess we need to think of a plan, though. We don't wanna be hanging on the end.

Fred: *sigh* You know....you really can't rope me into this competition.

You go up to a bar and say, "Hi." He doesn’t look at you. You keep saying, "Hi." He says, "What?" Then you realize that he is the one that you stole his lady from, but then he doesn’t give you any drink. You say, "Why?" He screams at you and then says, "YOU'RE FIVE!"

I was speaking to a deaf Asian man. I said, "Hi." He said, "Wha yiu sa?"

An orphan saw a tornado, and he thought he saw his mom, but then he realized it was a corpse and said, "Hi, Dad!"

Hi, I'm Depraashin.

Hi, I'm rope. May I hang with you guys?

What is money called in space?

Star bucks.

My forehead so big,

big like Biggie Smalls. I love cock, please bum my hole.

Hi.

A basketball player walks into a strip club:

"Hi, I heard I could bounce some balls here?"

Stephen Hawking talks by clicks. Two clicks is "hi," and five is "dab me up."

Girl: Hi (flirt)

Boy: Hi? (reluctant)

Girl: I'm a cheerleader captain, I'm also single (flirt).

Boy 2: Excuse me?! He's MY MAN...

Hiiiiiiiihihihi.

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