HEY D.K. date ME NOT THAT WEIRDO FRESHFRY I LOOOOOOOOOVVVVVVVVEEEEEE UUUUUUUUUUU D.K. Lets DATE IM 13 ;)
Hey do you know saga
Saga these ball sacks
person : Hey do you know what's the best thing in life?
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you do realize that said nothing right
me : exactly :)
hey did know that steven hawkings predicted the end of the world Well not really he predicted the end of his world
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me/Hey what book are you reading? him/" the twisted ones "me/ uh I guess that book is pretty TWISTED
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-Hey Dude you some beef , you want some beef from me ? - No thanks.. I'm vegetarian!
Adopted kid
Hey Alex what are you doing?
Alex
Nothing just playing my game anyways you know you can call me dad.
Adopted kid
OK dad Alex
Alex
OH COME ON my game I’m winning LETS GO
Adopted kid
I’m so glad I have a mom
john walk into pat at the barn he was dancing nacked in front of a tractor john said hey pat what you doing pat said well me and the wife have been having a bit of trouble in bed so I went to a therapist and he said I should do something sexy to a tractor (attract her)
Mom: I saw John Cena at wwe
Son: no way you can't see him though
Mom: god
Son: what
Mom: you watch too much reality TV comes to smack butt
Son: also because I’m John Cena
Mom: whe where’d ya go
John Cena: hey mom
Mom: I’m only 31 your 42
HEY THE BIGGEST DISTRACTION WILL NEVER BE MY TATTOOS IN THIS FACILITY IF YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT I AM SAYING BUT IN ALL SERIOUSLY WELCOME TO THE BIGGEST FRAT PARTY TAKING PLACE NEAR THE OCEAN I AM MOST LIKELY GOING TELL MY FAMILY THIS OR MAYBE NOT DEPENDING WHAT GOING DOWN I AM VERY ADAPTIVE YHREW DIFFERENT CIRCUMSTANCES
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Hey hunger games... im full!! This ain't your mama's monologue.
My friend: “Vaporeon is my favorite Pokémon.”
Me “Hey did you kno-“
Prankster is Backster...DANG IT: Hey guys, prank for today is when I lied about feeling sick so I won't have to go to school. Introduction: This prank was commentited a week ago! Around 5:00 a.m. in the morning! 1. I got out some eggs, milk, salt, and a little bit of mashed olives...will those are main ingreidents. 2. I mixed it all up for about 2 mins just make it look really like barf...no going to school today! 3. I put it under the sofa just give it some solid scence to it. 4. I fix my breakfast eggs and becon. Then when my mom comes down I...PULL OUT MY FAKE BARF!!!!! News flash make a fake excuse for her to leave! My excuse is "I need some thing its in my room I don't want to get cause it would wast time" She fell for it. Then I pull out my FAKE barf which looks like real barf. Then you say or I said "Mom I don't feel so good''! News flash: Don't over sell it think about all that boring school work! and guess what she fell for it so I spend all day doing nothing...aboulty nothing! Will thats the prankster anymore pranks you want ask me in the comment section! Byeeeeeeeeeee
What did one statue say to another statue? "Hey! Istatue?
