Hey jokes
A person walks into the bar and said, "Hey barman, get my son a drink and tell him his dad is dead."
Who said that?
"Hey man, what's that, a dynamite you have in your hand? Ok, well hold it over. I'll give it right back."
"Oh no, I won't!"
"Oh yes, you will!"
"Oh, I won't!"
"Oh yes, you will!"
"Ok fine, then you take it or I'll blow our your butt before it farts."
This one butt cheek said to the other one, "It's really personal, but it's okay, I'll tell you." It said, "Hey, let's go to my crib so we can smoke a little joint, watch a movie, and go upstairs in the room and get down."
Hey Jonny, you can buy a...
Pun o' chips at the store!
Son: Hey, Dad, why is my name Dick?
Dad: Oh, because a dick fell on you when you were born.
Son: Ohhhhh, so that's why I'm gay.
Hey Gwen.
A mom says to her son: "Hey, can you wave to that deaf kid over there?"
The son: "I don't know, can I?"
The mom: "May you?"
The son: "No, I don't have any arms!"
They call me ugly until they find out how much money I make. Then they call me poor and ugly.
Me: Hey, you want to hear a dark joke?
Brother: Sure.
Me: Turn off the light.
"Hey, is that a peach?"
*gets slapped on the butt*
"Noted."
Hey, don’t Orpheus have friends because people do have family?
Hey so I like orphan jokes, and some of them are fun, but I think that's engonp.
What do you say to your partner with diabetes?
Hey, sugar!
Hey, what's the puniest pun you can come up with?
HEY D.K. date ME, not that weirdo Freshfry! I LOOOOOOOOOVVVVVVVVEEEEEE UUUUUUUUUUU D.K. Let's DATE! I'm 13 ;)
Hey do you know saga?
Saga these ball sacks!
Hey guys! Wanna hear a joke?
-You guys- sure
Ok! -insert every game with a copy and paste/slender in the thumbnail-
Hey Gwen, uhhhhhhh, fresfry told me to tell you I like you. Jk, I don't.
Llama: Hey sheep, let's play cards.
Sheep: Llama, fuck off!!
Llama: What's your damn problem?
Sheep: Nothing, I'm just having a Baahd day, okay dick head?
Me: Hey, apple.
Apple: What?
Me: Knife.
Apple: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!