Hey jokes
This one butt cheek said to the other one, "It's really personal, but it's okay, I'll tell you." It said, "Hey, let's go to my crib so we can smoke a little joint, watch a movie, and go upstairs in the room and get down."
Hey Jonny, you can buy a...
Pun o' chips at the store!
A person walks into the bar and said, "Hey barman, get my son a drink and tell him his dad is dead."
Who said that?
Son: Hey, Dad, why is my name Dick?
Dad: Oh, because a dick fell on you when you were born.
Son: Ohhhhh, so that's why I'm gay.
Hey Gwen.
Memes
true though
A mom says to her son: "Hey, can you wave to that deaf kid over there?"
The son: "I don't know, can I?"
The mom: "May you?"
The son: "No, I don't have any arms!"
"Hey, is that a peach?"
*gets slapped on the butt*
"Noted."
HEY D.K. date ME, not that weirdo Freshfry! I LOOOOOOOOOVVVVVVVVEEEEEE UUUUUUUUUUU D.K. Let's DATE! I'm 13 ;)
Hey so I like orphan jokes, and some of them are fun, but I think that's engonp.
They call me ugly until they find out how much money I make. Then they call me poor and ugly.
Hey mylady.
Hey bro.
Me mylady.
Me a bro.
Me: Hey, you want to hear a dark joke?
Brother: Sure.
Me: Turn off the light.
Hey, don’t Orpheus have friends because people do have family?
Hey do you know saga?
Saga these ball sacks!
Hey guys! Wanna hear a joke?
-You guys- sure
Ok! -insert every game with a copy and paste/slender in the thumbnail-
Hey Gwen, uhhhhhhh, fresfry told me to tell you I like you. Jk, I don't.
Llama: Hey sheep, let's play cards.
Sheep: Llama, fuck off!!
Llama: What's your damn problem?
Sheep: Nothing, I'm just having a Baahd day, okay dick head?
What were Paul Walker's last words?
Hey, that tree's growing!
I put my heart and soul in my report, then my teacher says:
"Hey KIDS were going to repeat making current events about our state til we DIE."
....No wonder when kids leave school they're soulless.
RIP Meh Soul.
Person: Hey, do you know what's the best thing in life?
...
You do realize that I said nothing, right?
Me: Exactly :)