Hey jokes
Son: Hey, Dad, why is my name Dick?
Dad: Oh, because a dick fell on you when you were born.
Son: Ohhhhh, so that's why I'm gay.
Hey Gwen.
A mom says to her son: "Hey, can you wave to that deaf kid over there?"
The son: "I don't know, can I?"
The mom: "May you?"
The son: "No, I don't have any arms!"
Hey, did you know that Stephen Hawking predicted the end of the world?
Well, not really. He predicted the end of *his* world.
They call me ugly until they find out how much money I make. Then they call me poor and ugly.
Memes
Me: Hey, you want to hear a dark joke?
Brother: Sure.
Me: Turn off the light.
Hey mylady.
Hey bro.
Me mylady.
Me a bro.
What were Paul Walker's last words?
Hey, that tree's growing!
Hey do you know saga?
Saga these ball sacks!
HEY D.K. date ME, not that weirdo Freshfry! I LOOOOOOOOOVVVVVVVVEEEEEE UUUUUUUUUUU D.K. Let's DATE! I'm 13 ;)
Hey Gwen, uhhhhhhh, fresfry told me to tell you I like you. Jk, I don't.
Llama: Hey sheep, let's play cards.
Sheep: Llama, fuck off!!
Llama: What's your damn problem?
Sheep: Nothing, I'm just having a Baahd day, okay dick head?
Hey guys! Wanna hear a joke?
-You guys- sure
Ok! -insert every game with a copy and paste/slender in the thumbnail-
"Hey, is that a peach?"
*gets slapped on the butt*
"Noted."
Hey so I like orphan jokes, and some of them are fun, but I think that's engonp.
Hey, don’t Orpheus have friends because people do have family?
Me: Hey, apple.
Apple: What?
Me: Knife.
Apple: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
I put my heart and soul in my report, then my teacher says:
"Hey KIDS were going to repeat making current events about our state til we DIE."
....No wonder when kids leave school they're soulless.
RIP Meh Soul.
Person: Hey, do you know what's the best thing in life?
...
You do realize that I said nothing, right?
Me: Exactly :)
Hey, what's the puniest pun you can come up with?