Hey jokes
Hey Gwen.
A mom says to her son: "Hey, can you wave to that deaf kid over there?"
The son: "I don't know, can I?"
The mom: "May you?"
The son: "No, I don't have any arms!"
What were Paul Walker's last words?
Hey, that tree's growing!
Hey, don’t Orpheus have friends because people do have family?
Hey so I like orphan jokes, and some of them are fun, but I think that's engonp.
Llama: Hey sheep, let's play cards.
Sheep: Llama, fuck off!!
Llama: What's your damn problem?
Sheep: Nothing, I'm just having a Baahd day, okay dick head?
HEY D.K. date ME, not that weirdo Freshfry! I LOOOOOOOOOVVVVVVVVEEEEEE UUUUUUUUUUU D.K. Let's DATE! I'm 13 ;)
Hey guys! Wanna hear a joke?
-You guys- sure
Ok! -insert every game with a copy and paste/slender in the thumbnail-
Hey Gwen, uhhhhhhh, fresfry told me to tell you I like you. Jk, I don't.
Hey do you know saga?
Saga these ball sacks!
"Hey, is that a peach?"
*gets slapped on the butt*
"Noted."
I put my heart and soul in my report, then my teacher says:
"Hey KIDS were going to repeat making current events about our state til we DIE."
....No wonder when kids leave school they're soulless.
RIP Meh Soul.
Me: Hey, apple.
Apple: What?
Me: Knife.
Apple: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Person: Hey, do you know what's the best thing in life?
...
You do realize that I said nothing, right?
Me: Exactly :)
Me: Hey, you want to hear a dark joke?
Brother: Sure.
Me: Turn off the light.
Hey mylady.
Hey bro.
Me mylady.
Me a bro.
Hey, did you know that Stephen Hawking predicted the end of the world?
Well, not really. He predicted the end of *his* world.
What do you say to your partner with diabetes?
Hey, sugar!
Hey, what's the puniest pun you can come up with?
They call me ugly until they find out how much money I make. Then they call me poor and ugly.