Why didn't the skeleton go to the party?
Because he was arrested on suspicion of murder.
This midget in my school has two moms. I said, "Did your dad go get the milk?" He told me to shut up. I said, "I don’t shut up, I grow up like you should."
Yo forehead so big that when I asked Vegeta how big it is, he said “IT’S OVER 9000!”
Person one: Why did the boy go home?
Person two: Why?
Person one: Because he had PHOAM work to do!
Why did the clock eat so fast?
He wanted to go in for SECONDS! Super bad, huh?
Why is James ugly? Cuz he do be a nerd with braces.