when the mexican wanted to go shopping,
he went to Ja-mall
When ur husband can’t afford for a punching bag he uses his wife
Why is Donald Trump so Mad Because he is a Trumpet
Say what you want about Paul Walker, but he was a smart guy.
You can tell by the quantity of brain matter on his dashboard.
Did you know that big black dicks can be weapons and can kill people. Floyd Mayweather proved it when he gave it to Logan Paul in the ass
i asked my freind cammy waht is 55+68 and he was to say it in words he replyed whith swebin
What did the mom tell her son when he asked for a bowl of cereal? sSorry your dad wasn't came back with the milk yet
Why is Donald Trump like a creamsicle? He white on the inside. He orange on the outside. And then there's that stick!
jingle bells, Braedyn says, "yummy" to a turd. then, he takes it out of the toilet and wipes it all over the wall! jingle bells, Braedyn says, "yummy" to a turd. then, he takes it out of the toilet and wipes it all over the wall!
Q: What did the kid say as he tossed a chair to his neighbor's house? A: You're the chairman of the board!
What did Stephen hawking love that couldn't move? himself ps particularly his whole body I was gonna say his legs but then I remembered he was fully paralysed and was like shitttttttttttttttttttttttttttt
Why did the boy kill his girlfriend? Because he had a crush on her.
So you can't pay rent and you know your going to get evicted, but all of the sudden you hear a knock on your door and it's your landlord but he's naked and erect and on his cock, it says your rent is due.
what did the chicken say when he crossed the road
quack!
Why is stephan Hawkins a bad husband? Because he doesn't stand up for his wife.
whats small has no dad and looks like bugs bunny
ben after he trips over the giant curb
Why did the man decide to work at a pizza place?
Because he kneaded the dough!
My son always said he wanted to skydive so we went on a plane and mid flight we have to jump out the only issue is we were on a commercial flight to Arizona
My bro said food was cool. So I threw a piece of cool chicken at him. For some reason he hit me, OOF.
An elderly was happy to finally see his wife again and was packing. He told everyone about the trip. "I will see her in one week" A week later he died
