Hes jokes
Yo, hairline is a distraction to my barber because he wanna fix it so bad (because of how bad it looks).
"Piggy killed you with a bat because he is fat 0-0."
My pansexual son was asked to form a sentence with a word "Carry" on his zoom class earlier on today and he said "Pessi was carried by Iniesta and Neymar to his Mickey Mouse UCL". He received a standing ovation. Children are our hope and I'm proud of the education system!
What did the fish say when he swam into a wall?
Dam.
Q. When is your grandfather's bedtime?
A. Three hours after he falls asleep on the couch.
Memes
I saw a little kid crying because he was lost. I asked him, "Where are your parents?"
God, I love working in an orphanage!
Did you hear about the famous pickle?
He was a big dill!
Stephen Hawking is intelligent.
He is not as green as he is cabbage.
You tell your dad what one plus one is and he says five. You forgot that your dad's brain is on the floor.
Why was Huggy Wuggy not able to hug Cody’s mom?
Because she was so fat he couldn’t fit his arms around her.
Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?
Because he had no home to go to.
So, there was this kid, and he went to a store and said to a person there, "I'm emo." Then the person told the emo, "Why the hell are you here? Shouldn't you be hanging in a tree somewhere?"
The day I saw people asking Lebron James whether he liked to play basketball, my thoughts be like: wait, so Lebron James is gay cuz he likes to play with them balls.
Hello Honey Bunches, it's me, Your Narrator. I was told by my buddy youthpartorryan he's in the middle of a war... I may be super wholesome but war against my buddy? Ho ho ho, no! A STORM IS COMING. #BestFriends
What would you call the previous president when he is having a bad day?
Donald Grump.
Why did Lucas die?
'Cause he was old, Lucas.
A man gave me 1 dollar that was ripped and laughed away. I wonder why he did that.
He did that on purpose to trick me, then I met him in the threes.
Zozo the hobo has two frogs and a bunny cage from pet expo. Why? Because he wanted a pet, you idiot!
Why were people sad when John F. Kennedy got shot? All he got was head.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball? Because he can’t find home plate.