Hes jokes
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He drove too far away from the wall.
Why did Stephen Hawking die when he logged onto Facebook?
It took all his info!
Why doesn't Santa have kids? Because he only comes once a year.
He drove too far away from the wall, and the cord unplugged.
Why couldn't the kid with Down syndrome play football? Because he got all the downs.
Memes
Zozo the hobo has two frogs and a bunny cage from pet expo. Why? Because he wanted a pet, you idiot!
Why were people sad when John F. Kennedy got shot? All he got was head.
Q: Why did the blind man fall into the well?
A: Because he couldn't see that well.
You know how Stephen is smart, which class did he skip?
Leg day.
Why is Goofy named Goofy? Because he is goofy!
Stephen Hawking died because he lost Wi-Fi connection.
He tried to install a free version of Windows 10.
If you're ever bored, jump on Vedanta, what is he going to do, tell his parents? (He probably will.)
I had to take my pet octopus to the vet yesterday.
Oh, don’t worry, he’s okay now.
But the vet charged me six quid.
What did the chicken say to the turkey?
Nothing, he chickened out!
Why did the Ice Cube complain about being so warm? Because he was dropped on the floor.
What did the kid with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves!
Just kidding, he hasn’t opened it yet.
What did the dog say when he came home from a long shift at work? Today was ruff.
Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream?
Because he was dead.
Why is Santa make-believe?
Because he is fake!