Hes jokes
Why did Lucas die?
'Cause he was old, Lucas.
A man gave me 1 dollar that was ripped and laughed away. I wonder why he did that.
He did that on purpose to trick me, then I met him in the threes.
Why did the adopted kid eat the last cookie? Because he was the only one left to adopt; everyone hated him.
Why did the alligator see a crocodile?
Because it ate too many humans, and he was sick.
Why did the baby cross the road? Because he wanted to die.
Memes
Zozo the hobo has two frogs and a bunny cage from pet expo. Why? Because he wanted a pet, you idiot!
Why were people sad when John F. Kennedy got shot? All he got was head.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball? Because he can’t find home plate.
Why did the Duck go to rehab?
Because he was a Quackhead.
I asked my zombie boyfriend, "Does he have a brain?" Because he's stupid asf.
Hey, did you know that Stephen Hawking predicted the end of the world?
Well, not really. He predicted the end of *his* world.
Why did Stephen Hawking die when he logged onto Facebook?
It took all his info!
Why doesn't Santa have kids? Because he only comes once a year.
Why did little Billy drop his ice cream?
He was hit by an ice cream truck.
Pierre Poilievre has lost the government position he had for 20 years.
Bet he wishes his mom HAD used that coat hanger.
How do you know if a rapper's broke?
When he starts dropping cents instead of bars.
Why was the rapper always calm?
Because he had FLOW-ZEN.
Why did the rapper get lost in the music?
Because he couldn't find the beat.
Why did the rapper become an electrician?
Because he wanted to SHOCK the audience with his RHYMES.
Why did the rapper bring a suitcase to the studio?
Because he was packing his rhyme books!