Trump: Caillou, can you please stop whining? That squirrel didn’t just eat our pizza, he also ditched your dad, and he’s your stepdad now.
Caillou: Why I’m bald, Trumpy?
Trump: I don’t know, but what I do know is that you’re a massive shit stain.
Messi isn't as rich as Ronaldo he cannot afford a Lamborghini
Why did the fruit punch say what’s sup
He was so naughty
chris benoit is like an depressed orphan because he killed his family
Jo dad's so stupid he came back with the milk
I ear ass your dad's ass and he likes it
I've never been to Bradford before until today. While driving through the city center with my dad I asked, "Would you set up a business here?" to which he responded "No". So I asked "Why not, you'd make us rich!", He gave me a confused face and asked, "How so?".
So I said, "Because sales would be fucking booming"
I know, it's an awful joke.
There is a Mexican sitting on a train.
The guy sitting next to him says, "I have a big dick."
The Mexican decides to get a lawnmower and some clippers. When he got off the train, the police found a dead body with no dick and pube hairs.
Once a monkey lived in a jamun tree. His friend, a crocodile, came there to eat jamun everyday. The second day, he ate some jamun and left some for his wife. Soon, his wife said, "Why don't you kill this monkey?"
The crocodile was sad and then asked the monkey to come to his place. The monkey said, "What if I drown?" The crocodile said, "Jump on my back." The monkey jumped on his back. The crocodile soon said, "I am gonna kill you. My wife is sick and wants to eat your heart." The monkey said, "I left my heart on the jamun tree." Then the crocodile swam back to the jamun tree and the monkey jumped on the tree.
He asked for a shot of beer?
He got shot and killed.
how steven hawkings died, because he moved to much during the day and ran out of juice
did you hear how Stephen Hawkings died he lost wifi conection
Why did the amogus act sus? He was an amogus! hahahahahahahahahahahaahahaha
Why did Frozone have a headache? He had brain freeze.
If you're bored, hump Danny and fuck him. What is he, goons do fuck rock?
You know what they say: "Location, location, location." So my dad stuck a thermometer up his butt, and now he has degrees.
My and my penis never truly understood the words "Booby traps" until we met the ex-wife. God's gift of self-will was working fine until my penis went hard and my mind went blank, and God started laughing, and I swear I heard him say, "Booby trap" as he walked away! True story.
Why is Job good at Minecraft? Because he is noob, noob, noob, noob, noob. NOOB!
Why did the astronaut bring the seeds to space?
Because he wants to planet the seed! 🤣🤣🤣
We were so poor my dad would give me a penny not to eat supper.
I'd put it under my pillow and while I was sleeping, he would come in and take it. In the morning, he would holler at me for losing the penny.
