We all know 6 is scared of 7 because 789, but why did 10 have PTSD?
He was stuck in the middle of 9/11...
Hes Jokes
Bro told me this when he passed away.
I’m “Fading.”
What happened to the terrorist who tried to blow up a bus?
He burnt himself on the exhaust pipe.
Why does Barry Bannan laugh when he plays football?
Because the grass tickles his balls because he's so short.
If your best friend tells you that he's gay for you, what do you do? Tell him, "Oh, nice gay ass."
I told a joke to an orphan, turns out he wasn't an orphan...
Stephen Hawking died because he got hit by a RAM.
Why did the skeleton not go to prom?
He had no body to go with. XD
How did the hipster burn his lips?
He drank his coffee before it was cool.
What do you say when you see an apple dancing in a talent show?
He's got some "sweet" moves!
Have you ever stepped foot in Stephen Hawking's house? 'Cause he hasn't either.
Why did ranch tell fridge to close the door?
He was dressing.
Why is the skeleton sad and alone?
Because he is with nobody.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He traveled too far from the outlet.
I talked to your doctor. He said you wasn’t going to make it because your stretch marks look like pieces of bacon.
Have you heard of the man who got all his left side chopped off?
He was all right.
Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
It’s the police, ma’am, your son got hit by a drunken driver. He’s dead.
You should watch Ryan ToysReview because he's not mean; he's a very nice boy.
Where does a suicide bomber go when he dies?
Everywhere.
A neighbor went up to me and asked me where my parents were. When I said, "In the bed," my neighbor said, "Oooooohh, how long is the penis?" I said, "Wait here," and I interrupted my parents while they were doing some "business" and asked my dad the exact question he said. Then he spanked me.
