Hes jokes

Stephen Hawking is intelligent.

He is not as green as he is cabbage.

You tell your dad what one plus one is and he says five. You forgot that your dad's brain is on the floor.

Why was Huggy Wuggy not able to hug Cody’s mom?

Because she was so fat he couldn’t fit his arms around her.

Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?

Because he had no home to go to.

So, there was this kid, and he went to a store and said to a person there, "I'm emo." Then the person told the emo, "Why the hell are you here? Shouldn't you be hanging in a tree somewhere?"

The day I saw people asking Lebron James whether he liked to play basketball, my thoughts be like: wait, so Lebron James is gay cuz he likes to play with them balls.

Hello Honey Bunches, it's me, Your Narrator. I was told by my buddy youthpartorryan he's in the middle of a war... I may be super wholesome but war against my buddy? Ho ho ho, no! A STORM IS COMING. #BestFriends

What would you call the previous president when he is having a bad day?

Donald Grump.

Why did Lucas die?

'Cause he was old, Lucas.

A man gave me 1 dollar that was ripped and laughed away. I wonder why he did that.

He did that on purpose to trick me, then I met him in the threes.

Zozo the hobo has two frogs and a bunny cage from pet expo. Why? Because he wanted a pet, you idiot!

Why were people sad when John F. Kennedy got shot? All he got was head.

Why can’t an orphan play baseball? Because he can’t find home plate.

Why did the alligator see a crocodile?

Because it ate too many humans, and he was sick.

Why did the adopted kid eat the last cookie? Because he was the only one left to adopt; everyone hated him.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he wanted to die.

What did the kid with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves!

Just kidding, he hasn’t opened it yet.

You know how Stephen is smart, which class did he skip?

Leg day.

I asked my zombie boyfriend, "Does he have a brain?" Because he's stupid asf.

I had to take my pet octopus to the vet yesterday.

Oh, don’t worry, he’s okay now.

But the vet charged me six quid.