Hes jokes
Why did the rapper get lost in the music?
Because he couldn't find the beat.
How do you know if a rapper's broke?
When he starts dropping cents instead of bars.
Why was the rapper always calm?
Because he had FLOW-ZEN.
Why did the rapper become an electrician?
Because he wanted to SHOCK the audience with his RHYMES.
Why did the rapper bring a suitcase to the studio?
Because he was packing his rhyme books!
Memes
Do you remember what Bruce Willis' last movies were?
Neither does he.
When you ask your brother where his hairline is, and he points where it's supposed to be, and you say, "I don't see one there."
Why is Paul Walker a walker?
To let people know he isn't a driver.
I met a homeless guy named Rich.
He wasn't.
Why did the orphan rob a bank?
He wanted to be wanted! 😢😂
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He hit Alt+F4.
Why did people say a man had nothing? ... Because he was a-nonymous.
What did the chicken say after he died? Nothing.
My dad died in 9/11....
He was a good driver.
Why did the orphan drop the soap in prison? So he can have a prison daddy.
A shop assistant is helping a little boy who can't find his mum in the supermarket.
He asks the boy, "What's she like?"
The boy says, "Big Cocks and vodka!"
Me: Bomber333 is the imposter!
Other Crewmate: Why do you say that as if you know who the imposter is with 100% certainty?
Then he read my username and knew.
Why does Peter Pan always fly?
'Cause he Neverlands.
I’m back and have a joke my friend said!
Person 1: My brother's Halloween costume is so ugly.
Person 2: What was it?
Person 1: He went as himself.
During the Great War, a man holding a machine gun shoots down a swarm of soldiers running on a swamp.
He says: "You came to the wrong swamp, Americans! You came to the wrong swamp!" *He didn't stop firing.*