Hes jokes

He's a Fortnite kid, haha!

We were so poor my dad would give me a penny not to eat supper.

I'd put it under my pillow and while I was sleeping, he would come in and take it. In the morning, he would holler at me for losing the penny.

Why did the astronaut bring the seeds to space?

Because he wants to planet the seed! 🤣🤣🤣

How Steven Hawking died: because he moved too much during the day and ran out of juice.

Why is Job good at Minecraft? Because he is noob, noob, noob, noob, noob. NOOB!

Did you hear how Stephen Hawking died? He lost WiFi connection.

My and my penis never truly understood the words "Booby traps" until we met the ex-wife. God's gift of self-will was working fine until my penis went hard and my mind went blank, and God started laughing, and I swear I heard him say, "Booby trap" as he walked away! True story.

If you're bored, hump Danny and fuck him. What is he, goons do fuck rock?

You know what they say: "Location, location, location." So my dad stuck a thermometer up his butt, and now he has degrees.

What did the bison say to his son when he left the ranch? Bi-son.

Trump: Caillou, can you please stop whining? That squirrel didn’t just eat our pizza, he also ditched your dad, and he’s your stepdad now.

Caillou: Why I’m bald, Trumpy?

Trump: I don’t know, but what I do know is that you’re a massive shit stain.

One day I was eating a banana, and one my friend was eating in the balcony, so I threw my banana on his balcony. He stepped on it, so he got slipped, and one yogi was passing by me, so my friend's banana fell on his head, and he got a very nice shining half-eaten banana choti on his golden smooth head.

An old Indian was buried on the side of a hill. What did he say?

Nothing, he was dead.

Yo mama is so short, Minions look down at her.

Yo mama is so fat that she volunteered for the Hunger Games 'cause she thought it was an eating competition.

Yo mama is so ugly when Santa Claus saw her, he yelled "Ho Ho Holy Sh*t!"

Yo mama is so old, when she walked into an antique store, they didn't let her leave.

Yo mama is so stupid, she sold her car for gas money.

Why do I call my dog a vibrator?

Because every time my dog acts like a dildo, I beat him, and when I beat him, he shakes. What do you call a shaking dildo? A vibrator, therefore I call my dog a vibrator.

@everyone.. what's so funny is that JIT thinks he's so "cool" and that everyone is "amazed" about him hating on people who is wayyy above him on the roster.

The pathetic part is that he hates on everyone else's family and relationships when 100% of us have a WAYY better one than he will ever deserve. He was born pathetic, and will die pathetic. So JIT, please tell me what it's like to be such a coward?

Why did he not love anymore? His battery died.

My friend dared me to steal my other friend's watch. I tried, but failed. He really got me, dare.

If your dad said, "Take out the trash," he means to take you out.

If you're ever bored, adopt an orphan. What is he going to do, be kissed by Vedanta?