Hes jokes

My enemy likes to act like he’s stupid sometimes, and so once he asked me what a sin was, and I responded with, “you.”

There was a kid and a historian in a museum about WW2 and were looking at Hitler in a car doing the Nazi salute. The kid said, “Why is he putting his arm in the air?” The historian said, “Indicators on cars didn’t exist back then so he’s probably saying take the Third Reich!”

Bush is innocent, he's white...

Dad: Are you gay?

Kid: Yes.

10 days later.

Kid: I’m going to my girlfriend's house.

Dad: I thought you were gay?

Kid: What’s wrong with you? He’s the girly girl of our relationship, dumba**.

Dad: Don’t swear and okay, bud.

I saw one kid in a game. He went, "I love you, tree!" He was dumb as cant tell, sorry.

Ok, everyone on this website... I HAVE NO BROTHERS OR SISTERS. The person who claims he's my "brother" is firesharky. He is trying to get fame. Never listen to him. He will lie and trick you to think I have a brother, but I don't.

How do you know Thor has your back?

He's an Asgardian (ass guardian).

Why don't people sit next to the cheetah during a test?

Because he's a cheetah!

Did you hear about the goldfish that went bankrupt?

Now he's a bronze fish.

Alright, class, we have 39 students and 40 seats.

That one dyslexic kid thinking he’s Superman:

I have a friend who's a suicide bomber. He's a blast at parties.

Why do you need an AR-15?

So my son can use it if he's being bullied at school.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven ate nine.

Why is ten afraid? Because he’s in between nine and eleven.

Is she saying, "Watch for red flags because he's toxic," or is he socialist?

Man yelling at mailman realizes he's opening the mailbox.

Mailman: "There's a pipe bomb in your mailbox..."

My boss found my permanent record at the orphanage, and he’s mad. I got fired...

Your dad is Spider-Man because he’s far from home.

I was with my friend atom the other day. He’s pretty tall . . . Compared to you.

Your dad's Spider-Man because he's far from home.

Ever wondered why Usain Bolt runs fast? He's training to outrun the cops.