Hes jokes
Why does Elmo turn emo? Because he's Elmo emo.
Why was the PUBG player sad?
Since all his friends went to school while he went to Pochinki.
When a man sleeps with a lot of women, he's called a stud. When a woman sleeps with a lot of men, she's called your mum.
My brother thinks he's cool when he just SMELLS.
Stephen landed at Tilted and got 199 pumped, he's 1 shot!
Im bro
What do you call a person with no arms and legs?
You can call him whatever you want; he's not coming.
My dad said, "Where's Pickles, the family cat?" I said, "I'm sorry to say he's in the sky." He said, "Oh, I see, he passed away." No, I strapped him to 20 fireworks!
What is it called when an orphan goes on vacation?
Answer: He's making family memories.
What does Sonic say when he's bored?
Punch an orphan, what are they going to do, tell their parents?
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn't matter, he's not coming.
Teacher: We have a new student. He's an orphan.
Student: Oof.
Teacher: Is anyone missing?
Student: His parents.
What did a skeleton say when he's alone?
"I'm so bonely..."
What does the beet DJ say when he's partying?
"Dance to the beet, y'all!"
Why can't the T-Rex cross the road?
Because he's extinct.
Stephen is lucky he doesn’t need a vibrator.
He’s got himself.
My dad is like a unicorn.
He's never here. :c
Q. What do you call a goose that thinks he's a goat?
A. A Billy Goose.
Teacher: *Reads mythological story about a cyclops*
Me: Does he have one eye cause he's from an incestual family in Alabama?
Jim walks into a bar and asks for a shot of vodka. He then says to the barkeep, "Who's the toughest guy in here?"
The barkeep points to a man at the pool table. Jim then knocked him out and paid for the shot and left. He did this every Friday for 2 months. Finally, the barkeep is pissed because Jim keeps knocking out all of his customers. He then orders a gorilla and puts him in the bathroom.
Jim walks into the bar and gets another shot of vodka. He asks again, "Who's the toughest guy in here tonight?" The bartender points to the bathroom and says he's in there. Jim walks into the bathroom and everyone in the bar can hear yelling and screaming. The bartender asks, "What happened in there?" Jim smiles and says, "I don't know who that was, but when he wakes up tell him I put his fur jacket in the toilet."
Your dad is Spider-Man because he’s far from home.