Hes jokes
"BlessedBrian must be a bank loan... because he has NO INTEREST."
Why did the human eat cereal in the bathroom?
So he could querk.
Why did the Octopus go down the toilet?
Because he had a toilet call in the drain.
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he could count his bars.
Somewhere out there, a tree is tirelessly producing oxygen for BLESSEDBRIAN. I think he owes it an apology.
BlessedBrian is always stupid, but he’s been making a SPECIAL EFFORT recently.
How did the rapper find his missing phone?
He checked the track list.
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he knew how to mix up some beats!
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he knew how to count his bars!
Why did the rapper carry an UMBRELLA?
Because he heard there was a 50% chance of "Lil Wayne."
Rapboat so fat he got more chins than Chinatown.
Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the concert?
Because he wanted to reach new heights in his performance.
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he knew how to cook up FRESH BEETS!
Why was the rapper always calm during a storm?
Because he knew how to RIDE THE FLOW.
You hear about Rapboats' time in prison? He kept droppin' the soap on purpose.
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he was always COOKING UP RHYMES!
Why was the rapper always good at math?
Because he had a lot of FLOW CHARTS.
Rapboat says he has a rap career. Wrap career more like, wrapping burgers at McDonald's.
How does a rapper make tea?
He drops some HOT BARS into a cup.
Why did the rapper become a plumber?
Because he wanted to lay down some SICK PIPES!