Hes jokes

What do you call a dog with no legs? -- Doesn't matter what you call him, he's not coming.

What is the most sensitive part of a man's anatomy while he's masturbating?

His ears.

If a woman sleeps with 10 men she's a slut, but if a man does it... He's gay, definitely gay.

My wife left me for an Indian guy. I know he's going to treat her well, I heard they worship cows.

I tried to explain to my 4 year old son that it's perfectly normal to accidentally poop your pants. But he's still making fun of me.

When Chuck Norris does push-ups, he's pushing the Earth down.

A programmer and his wife.

She says, "We're out of bread. Please go to the grocery store and buy one. And if they've got eggs, get six."

After a while, he's back with six loaves of bread.

The wife asks, "Why did you buy 6 loaves of bread?"

He replies, "They had eggs."

What's the difference between a surgeon and God?

God knows he's not a surgeon.