Hes

Hes jokes

Why did the rapper bring a suitcase to the studio?

Because he was packing his rhyme books!

Why did the rapper become an electrician?

Because he wanted to SHOCK the audience with his RHYMES.

How do you know if a rapper's broke?

When he starts dropping cents instead of bars.

Israel is so fat, when he goes to KFC and they ask what size bucket he wants, he says, "The one on the roof!"😂

Why did the rapper bring a pencil to the concert?

In case he needed to drop some FRESH LINES.

Do not be racist; be like Mario. He's an Italian plumber, who was made by the Japanese, speaks English, looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew!

A guy told a beautiful girl, "Hey, I want to make love to you. If I throw $2000 when you go to pick it up, that's when I'll go. Is that okay?"

She called her husband, and he said, "Okay, but pick it up fast so he doesn't have time to pull his pants down."

Four hours later, she shows up to her house and tells her husband, "THAT FUCKER PAID IN COINS!"

Bill Clinton is no longer playing the saxophone.

He is now playing the whore-monica.

Why did the rapper become a beekeeper?

Because he wanted to make some HONEY FLOWS.

Why did the rapper become a MATH TEACHER?

Because he was good with bars and beats.

Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?

For when he made it RAIN in the club.