Her jokes
I was in the corner shop to buy some lottery tickets, and the Indian woman was sporting a red dot on her forehead. I scratched it off and won a fucking Ford Focus!
My girlfriend really wants me to get her pregnant so she would have a father figure in her life for once.
Did you hear about the fire at Noelle's place?
Her sister is a real Dess-ember!
My wife said she wanted steamed vegetables with her steak, so I put her father in the hot tub.
Why does your grandma like gardening so much?
Because she loves getting dirty down on her knees.
What is the best thing about an 18-year-old girl in the shower?
Slick her hair, she looks 15.
What's black, white, and red all over? A nun on her period.
A Thai woman ran into a wall. What does she break?
Her boner.
What do you do to a deaf girl after you’re done fucking her?
Break her fingers so she can’t tell anyone.
My grandmother made her passage on the Titanic. The ship was not the only thing that went down.
What’s the difference between KFC and a woman on her period?
One is finger-licking good, and the other is just a fast-food restaurant.
I got fired my first day at the bank. This old lady told me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
Why did the transgender man only eat salad?
Because he was a "her" before.
One day, a little girl was texting her friend. "Guess what, Angelica!" said the little girl.
"What?" Angelica replied.
"I'm a guy."
My ex-wife misses me, but her aim is getting better.
I saw a girl crying. I asked her, "Where are your parents?" She cried as I got kicked out of the orphanage.
Yo mama so old.
Her first Christmas... was the first Christmas!
A married woman asked her husband if he saw the future. The husband answered her, "I have no eye, dear."
Hellen Keller went to go grab her bouncy balls.
Man: Ouch!
How do you kill Hellen Keller?
Take her on a walk off a cliff.