Her jokes

Your mum is so fat, when I see her, I get depressed.

Yo momma's so poor, she chases a garbage truck with a grocery list in her hand.

Yo mama so fat, she costs 15 elixir, and 3 inferno towers can't kill her!

My girlfriend dumped me, so I stole her wheelchair. She came crawling back!

Why did the white girl come back from Africa?

Because there was no water for her to drink. I'm black.

Yo mama is so ugly that when Santa came to the house and saw a picture of her, he died.

Me and my girlfriend were walking in the woods.

Her: I am scared!

Me: What do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone.

I saw a homeless dude and gave him $1.

I saw a homeless woman and gave her $0.77.

Dating 101:

Here's what you do:

1. Dinner. 2. Kiss. 3. Movie. 4. Sex. 5. Bring her back home. 6. Get paid 15 bucks for babysitting.

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

What did the creep do when the woman said, “Make yourself at home?”

He hid in her attic.

Yesterday I asked an emo girl if she's jealous when her phone dies.

My wife complained about me being childish. So I told her to get out of my fort.

What are chocolate's preferred gender pronouns?

Her-she.

Sally had 69 boobs, which was 222 many, 69,222. So she went to the doctor on 51st street, 69,222,51, who gave her pills. She took them 8 times a day, and now she is boobless.

Yo mama so fat, she asked for a water bed, and they gave her the ocean.

Yo mama so fat, the Egyptians modeled the pyramids based on her.

I asked what was her favorite type of magic. She said, "the one you make."

What did the mom say when her child came out?

"The head was so big!"

I went up the temp girl and slapped her tests and said-

"I like ya cut, G."