Her jokes

Me explaining my child: when your mom is sitting on a table during her period, it's called the periodic table.

Yo mama so big, her belt size said "equator."

Yo mama so fat that her belt size is the Equator.

Yo mama so ugly, when she went to an ugly contest, they told her, "No pros allowed."

Yo mama so fat that the US (Mexico) and North Korea (South Korea) got into a war fighting over who gets to use her as their border wall.

Yo mama so fat,

Donald Trump himself tried to use her as his border wall in 2016.

I went up the temp girl and slapped her tests and said-

"I like ya cut, G."

Yo mama so fat, she asked for a water bed, and they gave her the ocean.

Yo mama so fat, Flash couldn't run around her.

Yo mama so fat, when God said, "Let there be light!" she blocked the sun. Now we call her the moon.

My sister said that I need to stop with the audited butt:

I got it from her when I was born.

DARK ALERT********

A girl went to the doctor. The doctor said she had one year to live. She shot the doctor, and the judge gave her 15 years.

DARK ALERT********

My sister told me only onions make you cry, so I always hit her back when she hit me, but I hit her with a shoe only to catch her cry.

One day, a little girl was texting her friend. "Guess what, Angelica!" said the little girl.

"What?" Angelica replied.

"I'm a guy."

I once was playing with my friend and Roblox girlfriend, then one day, they cheated on me. I broke up with her and unfriended him, then I saw my mom and my uncle crying!

Me be like: ;-;

Joe Mama so weird, she cut her hair in a squiggly diggly haircut.

My ex-wife misses me, but her aim is getting better.

My grandmother made her passage on the Titanic. The ship was not the only thing that went down.

I saw a girl crying. I asked her, "Where are your parents?" She cried as I got kicked out of the orphanage.

What’s the difference between KFC and a woman on her period?

One is finger-licking good, and the other is just a fast-food restaurant.