Her jokes
Yo mama so hairy, she braids her elbows.
My grandma told me I was next at my brother's wedding, so I told her she was next at her husband's funeral.
Chuck Norris is the only man that ever had sex with my wife and survived. Oh, how did I survive?
Fortunately, being her husband, I was the one person she wasn't fucking.
Yo mama so hairy, her knuckles have sideburns.
Yo mama so ugly people dress up as her on Halloween.
Memes
when she says its her first time by u feel the presence of the past dihs inside her
Your momma is so old, when she went to the antique store, they wouldn't let her leave.
Where did Sally go during the bombings? Everywhere!
Why didn’t the parents bother looking for her? Because she was in the front and back yard in small chunks! 😂
Women be like, "Don't say that about her genitals," then makes fun of men's genitals.
Hey Gwen, listen, I know you're on this app, fake or not. I love you either way. Please find this faker and finish her off for what she's done, real Gwen.
*You're a real best Gwen*
Your mom's so fat, Donald Trump built the wall around her.
Yo mama is so fat that Naruto couldn’t make enough shadow clones to surround her.
Yo mama is so fat that a whole forest grew on her, but it was sad because she really smells, so the forest died.
Your mama is so funny looking that when the doctor called her, he said, "Never visit me again. I hope you die!"
Son: Why is my sister’s name Paris?
Dad: Because we conceived her in Paris.
Son: Thanks, Dad.
Dad: No problem, Quarantine.
What do you call a blonde in the freezer?
Her parents named her Jessica, so we should probably continue to call her that. She was supposed to graduate tomorrow.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana. Jack got high and grabbed her thigh and said, "You know you wanna."
Jill said yes and lifted up her dress. They had some fun.
But silly Jill forgot her pill, and now they have a son.
My girlfriend wanted a marriage just like a fairy tale. Fair enough. I gave her a loaf of bread and left her in the forest with a rabid wolf.
This anorexic girl wanted to fight me. I told her that I would roast her, but she didn't have any meat.
Yo mama is so ugly that her birth certificate is an apology.
Why did the fly fly?
Because the spider spied her!