Her jokes
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A girl went to the doctor. The doctor said she had one year to live. She shot the doctor, and the judge gave her 15 years.
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What’s the difference between KFC and a woman on her period?
One is finger-licking good, and the other is just a fast-food restaurant.
My ex-wife misses me, but her aim is getting better.
I got fired my first day at the bank. This old lady told me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
Yo mama so fat, her belly enters the room 10 minutes before she does.
I once was playing with my friend and Roblox girlfriend, then one day, they cheated on me. I broke up with her and unfriended him, then I saw my mom and my uncle crying!
Me be like: ;-;
Joe Mama so dumb, I took a picture of her last Christmas, and it is still printing.
Yo mama so fat when I pushed her into the jacuzzi, it caused a level 8 tsunami.
Hellen Keller went to town riding a pony, stuck a feather in her hat, and called it an "Unnghhtpthhh!"
What did the creep do when the woman said, “Make yourself at home?”
He hid in her attic.
Yo mama so fat, the Egyptians modeled the pyramids based on her.
Yo mama so dumb that when she saw the "log in" page on her computer, she went and put a log in it.
Jo Mama is so fat, I left her printing last year, and she is still printing!
Yo mama is so fat that Naruto couldn't make enough shadow clones to surround her.
My wife complained about me being childish. So I told her to get out of my fort.
How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.
How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?
They told her to go find the light.
Yesterday I asked an emo girl if she's jealous when her phone dies.
Step on your small sister's foot, she will always open her mouth like a dustbin.
What hits the ground first, an apple or an emo girl?
The rope would catch her.