Her jokes
Yo mama so rich,
her blood type is 24 karat GOLD!
What's the best way to prank your blind girlfriend?
Fill her closet with see-through clothes.
How do you get a nun pregnant?
Dress her up like an altar boy.
Dating 101:
Here's what you do:
1. Dinner. 2. Kiss. 3. Movie. 4. Sex. 5. Bring her back home. 6. Get paid 15 bucks for babysitting.
I saw a homeless dude and gave him $1.
I saw a homeless woman and gave her $0.77.
What do you white people use as pronouns?
Crack/her.
A male unexploded landmine was in love with a female unexploded landmine, and he said to her...
"Hey, baby, we should bang sometime!"
My girlfriend broke up with me, so I stole her wheelchair. Guess who came crawling back?
Why did the white girl come back from Africa?
Because there was no water for her to drink. I'm black.
Yo mama is so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.
Yo mama so fat that her belt size is the Equator.
Your mum is so fat that when you walk around her, you get lost.
Yo momma's so poor, she chases a garbage truck with a grocery list in her hand.
Yo mama so fat, she costs 15 elixir, and 3 inferno towers can't kill her!
Yo mama so fat, her belly enters the room 10 minutes before she does.
I once was playing with my friend and Roblox girlfriend, then one day, they cheated on me. I broke up with her and unfriended him, then I saw my mom and my uncle crying!
Me be like: ;-;
Q. Why didn't Tracy Latimer enjoy her trip to Vancouver?
A. She had to go to GasTown.
Her: "Land of the free".
Me: *fat*
Her: What do you mean?
Me: It's not fat-free.
Your mum is so fat, when I see her, I get depressed.
My girlfriend dumped me, so I stole her wheelchair. She came crawling back!