Her jokes
Yo mama so fat,
Donald Trump himself tried to use her as his border wall in 2016.
Yo mama so rich,
her blood type is 24 karat GOLD!
I asked my mom if I can help her out with the cooking, she answered yes.
A few hours later, dinner was ready and dad came to join. Mother said, "Honey, can you get the mashed potatoes?" Dad said, "Why, she’s right here."
How do you get a nun pregnant?
Dress her up like an altar boy.
What's the best way to prank your blind girlfriend?
Fill her closet with see-through clothes.
Yo mama is so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.
Yo mama so fat that her belt size is the Equator.
My girlfriend broke up with me, so I stole her wheelchair. Guess who came crawling back?
Why did the white girl come back from Africa?
Because there was no water for her to drink. I'm black.
Yo mama so stupid, her favorite color is clear.
My girlfriend accused me of cheating. I told her she was starting to sound like my other girlfriend.
My mom was cooking dinner and asked me if I could get her a cutting board.
"No, I need you to take off your shirt and lay on the island so I can cut some chicken."
My wife said she wanted steamed vegetables with her steak, so I put her father in the hot tub.
Yo momma's so fat, her shirt size has more X's than Taylor Swift.
And Mary said God had given her a child, so Joseph went and joined Fathers For Justice.
Yo mama so slutty the abortion clinic gave her a loyalty card and coupon for 20% off her next abortion.
Two whores are watching the sun come up, splitting a bottle of Mad Dog and celebrating another night of servicing the general public. One asks the other: "Say. You ever been picked up by the fuzz?"
Her friend thinks it over, "No...but I have been swung around by the tits a few times!"
The daughter walks up to her father and asks him, "Dad, can I ask you something?"
The father says, "Of course, what's your question?"
The daughter replies and asks, "How do you feel about abortion?"
The father says, "Why don't you ask your sister?"
The daughter replies, "I don't have a sis-"
Mom: (Looking through Facebook) How adorable!
Kid: (Looking over her shoulder) What a cute ass!
The kid's mom blushes until she realizes what he was pointing to. It was a picture of a baby donkey.
The real question is, what was she looking at on the same screen that made her blush at that remark?
A girl in my class started barking, and I yelled out, "Furry!" Everyone started laughing at her, and I felt bad. After school, I asked to drive her home, and one the way there I apologized and then told her to count down from 10 - 1. Before she said one, I yelled, "THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!" then I jumped out the car.