Her jokes
And Mary said God had given her a child, so Joseph went and joined Fathers For Justice.
Yo mama so fat that if we cut her open, we could stop world hunger.
My friend came over to my house. He asked where my girlfriend was, and I told him she is in the garden.
He said, "That's weird, I didn't see her." I said, "You have to dig a little."
My Mum texted me she had lost her phone.
My sister thinks she's sooooo smart. She said that the only food that makes you cry is onions, therefore I threw a coconut at her.
Memes
Step on your small sister's foot, she will always open her mouth like a dustbin.
My ex-wife misses me, but her aim is getting better.
I once was playing with my friend and Roblox girlfriend, then one day, they cheated on me. I broke up with her and unfriended him, then I saw my mom and my uncle crying!
Me be like: ;-;
Your mama is so ugly, she summoned Bloody Mary.
She handed her an application through the mirror.
Yo mama so fat when the doctor saw her weight on the scale he said, "I asked for your weight, not your phone number!"
Did you hear about the orphan that tried to high five a tree? It left her hanging.
Me: Yo mama so fat her alphabet starts with O.
My friend: What's that supposed to mean?
Me: O B C D.
Yo mama so fat, her belly enters the room 10 minutes before she does.
Joe Mama so weird, she cut her hair in a squiggly diggly haircut.
My grandmother made her passage on the Titanic. The ship was not the only thing that went down.
One day, a little girl was texting her friend. "Guess what, Angelica!" said the little girl.
"What?" Angelica replied.
"I'm a guy."
My sister told me only onions make you cry, so I always hit her back when she hit me, but I hit her with a shoe only to catch her cry.
DARK ALERT********
A girl went to the doctor. The doctor said she had one year to live. She shot the doctor, and the judge gave her 15 years.
DARK ALERT********
Whatβs the difference between KFC and a woman on her period?
One is finger-licking good, and the other is just a fast-food restaurant.
I got fired my first day at the bank. This old lady told me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.