Her jokes
Your mum is so fat, when I see her, I get depressed.
What’s the difference between KFC and a woman on her period?
One is finger-licking good, and the other is just a fast-food restaurant.
I got fired my first day at the bank. This old lady told me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
My sister told me only onions make you cry, so I always hit her back when she hit me, but I hit her with a shoe only to catch her cry.
DARK ALERT********
A girl went to the doctor. The doctor said she had one year to live. She shot the doctor, and the judge gave her 15 years.
DARK ALERT********
when she says its her first time by u feel the presence of the past dihs inside her
One day, a little girl was texting her friend. "Guess what, Angelica!" said the little girl.
"What?" Angelica replied.
"I'm a guy."
Yo mama so fat, her belly enters the room 10 minutes before she does.
I once was playing with my friend and Roblox girlfriend, then one day, they cheated on me. I broke up with her and unfriended him, then I saw my mom and my uncle crying!
Me be like: ;-;
Joe Mama so weird, she cut her hair in a squiggly diggly haircut.
Yo mama so fat, she costs 15 elixir, and 3 inferno towers can't kill her!
Yo momma's so poor, she chases a garbage truck with a grocery list in her hand.
Why did the white girl come back from Africa?
Because there was no water for her to drink. I'm black.
Hellen Keller went to go grab her bouncy balls.
Man: Ouch!
How do you kill Hellen Keller?
Take her on a walk off a cliff.
I saw a girl crying. I asked her, "Where are your parents?" She cried as I got kicked out of the orphanage.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana.
Jack got high and grabbed Jill's thigh and said, "I know you wanna!"
Jill said yes, lifted up her dress, and then they had some fun,
But stupid Jill forgot the pill and now they have a son.
Yo mama so old.
Her first Christmas... was the first Christmas!
A married woman asked her husband if he saw the future. The husband answered her, "I have no eye, dear."
I love when I could run through the grass and feel the wind on my face.
Then my mom told me to get off VR, and then I wheeled myself to her.
Your mama is so stupid that she put a ruler under her pillow to see how long she slept.