Her jokes
Why didn’t the emo attend her grandma’s funeral?
She thought her grandma was trying to flex.
Why was Helen Keller slurring her fingers?
She was drunk.
My girlfriend accuse me of cheating. I asked her what was I supposed to do? She was just lying naked she said just do the damn autopsy.
Yo mama so fat that when God said, "Let there be light," he asked her to move out the way.
Me and my girlfriend were walking in the woods.
Her: I am scared!
Me: What do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone.
Yo mama is so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.
Yo mama so big, her belt size said "equator."
Yo mama so rich,
her blood type is 24 karat GOLD!
Yo mama so fat that State Farm tried to get on her side but couldn’t.
Yo mama is so fat that Thanos had to snap his fingers twice to get her out of existence.
My mom was cooking dinner and asked me if I could get her a cutting board.
"No, I need you to take off your shirt and lay on the island so I can cut some chicken."
How do you get a nun pregnant?
Dress her up like an altar boy.
Yo mama so ugly, when she went to an ugly contest, they told her, "No pros allowed."
My crush rejected me 2 years ago, and I still have never moved on. I'll be over her when a train is over me.
Yo mama so fat that the US (Mexico) and North Korea (South Korea) got into a war fighting over who gets to use her as their border wall.
Yo mama so fat,
Donald Trump himself tried to use her as his border wall in 2016.
Why did the transgender man only eat salad?
Because he was a "her" before.
Yo mama so fat her yearbook picture was a double-page spread.
Your mum is so fat, when I see her, I get depressed.
What's the best way to prank your blind girlfriend?
Fill her closet with see-through clothes.