Her jokes
I got fired my first day at the bank. This old lady told me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
Yo momma's so poor, she chases a garbage truck with a grocery list in her hand.
Q. Why didn't Tracy Latimer enjoy her trip to Vancouver?
A. She had to go to GasTown.
Her: "Land of the free".
Me: *fat*
Her: What do you mean?
Me: It's not fat-free.
Your mum is so fat, when I see her, I get depressed.
Why did the white girl come back from Africa?
Because there was no water for her to drink. I'm black.
Yo mama so fat her yearbook picture was a double-page spread.
Your mum is so fat that when you walk around her, you get lost.
Yo mama so fat, her belly enters the room 10 minutes before she does.
Your mama is so ugly, she summoned Bloody Mary.
She handed her an application through the mirror.
Yo mama so fat when the doctor saw her weight on the scale he said, "I asked for your weight, not your phone number!"
Did you hear about the orphan that tried to high five a tree? It left her hanging.
A male unexploded landmine was in love with a female unexploded landmine, and he said to her...
"Hey, baby, we should bang sometime!"
Why did the transgender man only eat salad?
Because he was a "her" before.
Me: Yo mama so fat her alphabet starts with O.
My friend: What's that supposed to mean?
Me: O B C D.
My girlfriend dumped me, so I stole her wheelchair. She came crawling back!
Yo mama so fat, she costs 15 elixir, and 3 inferno towers can't kill her!
Hellen Keller went to go grab her bouncy balls.
Man: Ouch!
I love when I could run through the grass and feel the wind on my face.
Then my mom told me to get off VR, and then I wheeled myself to her.
How do you kill Hellen Keller?
Take her on a walk off a cliff.