Her jokes
Three nuns are having a charity in front of the church.
A man in a trench coat walks up and flashes the three nuns. The first nun had a stroke, the second nun had a stroke, but the third nun, her arm was too short.
How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?
One, she just holds the bulb to the socket and waits for the world to revolve around her.
Why did the grandmother put wheels on her rocking chair?
... she likes to rock and roll lol.
Q. There were two sisters. One was having twins and asked her sister to help name the children. If one was named Deniece, what was the other named?
A. Denephew.
Yo momma so short... You can see her feet on her driver's license photo!
Why did Sally cross the road?
She didn’t wear her seatbelt.
A 28-year-old medical student is auctioning off her virginity online.
For $300K, you can have the worst sex of your life.
Police Report: Looking for a female, light brown hair, blue eyes, freckles, and a small scar on her right check.
Last seen on CCTV wearing see-through bottoms, a pink top, and a vibrating dildo hanging out of her arse. If you find this woman, please get her to charge the dildo for excessive fun.
Him: *slowly drives past elementary school while looking at kids*
Her: Why are you staring at those kids? *jokingly* Are you like a pedophile or something?
Him: ... At least you know why I love calling you "baby" now~
The mother and her daughter went to the store. After they arrived, the daughter looked around and ran off somewhere. The mother realized this and took off looking for her. After a while, she found her tugging on a black man. The mother asked, "What are you doing?" and the daughter replied, "I wan't the chocolate!"
What did momma seal name her twin girls?
Luceal and Sealia.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell it to clap until his/her parents are back.
I finally got a girlfriend.
Her name is Remington Model 32.
When is the only time Kamala Harris is using her head? When she is giving head.
Why did the blonde put lipstick on her forehead?
To make up her mind.
If you have a girlfriend/crush that's shorter than you, go up to her and say, "You're short, lemme add some inches."
Yo mama so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas, and it's still printing to this day!
The popular girl told me, "I bet your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory!"
Two weeks later, she shows up pregnant.
...
I guess her rubber broke too.
One of my friends named Jill had a drug overdose.
She didn’t have any of that drug after that. For the rest of her life, she acted very high. When she died, it was because of natural causes, not the drug. So this proves that a lethal dose is also a life time supply.
My girlfriend's dog died, so to cheer her up I went out and got her an identical one.
She went mad, "What am I going to do with two dead dogs?"