Her jokes

What did the Queen Bee say to her bees?

"Beehive yourselves!"

Yo mama so fat, she asked for a water bed, and they gave her the ocean.

Joe Mama so dumb, I took a picture of her last Christmas, and it is still printing.

Yo mama so dumb that when she saw the "log in" page on her computer, she went and put a log in it.

Yo mama so fat, the Egyptians modeled the pyramids based on her.

Yo mama so fat when I pushed her into the jacuzzi, it caused a level 8 tsunami.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?

They told her to go find the light.

Hellen Keller went to town riding a pony, stuck a feather in her hat, and called it an "Unnghhtpthhh!"

Jo Mama is so fat, I left her printing last year, and she is still printing!

Yo mama is so fat that Naruto couldn't make enough shadow clones to surround her.

My sister said that I need to stop with the audited butt:

I got it from her when I was born.

Yo mama is so fat, a picture of her would fall off the wall.

What hits the ground first, an apple or an emo girl?

The rope would catch her.

Sally had 69 boobs, which was 222 many, 69,222. So she went to the doctor on 51st street, 69,222,51, who gave her pills. She took them 8 times a day, and now she is boobless.

Yo mama so fat, Flash couldn't run around her.

Yo mama so fat, when God said, "Let there be light!" she blocked the sun. Now we call her the moon.

I asked what was her favorite type of magic. She said, "the one you make."

I went up the temp girl and slapped her tests and said-

"I like ya cut, G."

What did the mom say when her child came out?

"The head was so big!"

My sister thinks she's sooooo smart. She said that the only food that makes you cry is onions, therefore I threw a coconut at her.