Her jokes
My girlfriend dumped me, so I stole her wheelchair. She came crawling back!
Your mum is so fat that when you walk around her, you get lost.
Yo momma's so poor, she chases a garbage truck with a grocery list in her hand.
Yo mama so fat, she costs 15 elixir, and 3 inferno towers can't kill her!
Q. Why didn't Tracy Latimer enjoy her trip to Vancouver?
A. She had to go to GasTown.
Joe Mama so weird, she cut her hair in a squiggly diggly haircut.
Yo mama so fat when the doctor saw her weight on the scale he said, "I asked for your weight, not your phone number!"
What do you white people use as pronouns?
Crack/her.
A Thai woman ran into a wall. What does she break?
Her boner.
My wife said she wanted steamed vegetables with her steak, so I put her father in the hot tub.
What do you do to a deaf girl after you’re done fucking her?
Break her fingers so she can’t tell anyone.
I was in the corner shop to buy some lottery tickets, and the Indian woman was sporting a red dot on her forehead. I scratched it off and won a fucking Ford Focus!
My girlfriend really wants me to get her pregnant so she would have a father figure in her life for once.
My girlfriend's sister told me to write her a poem. This is what I came up with:
roses are red, violets are blue, if you ever feel alone, I'm always watching you.
Why does your grandma like gardening so much?
Because she loves getting dirty down on her knees.
What's black, white, and red all over? A nun on her period.
What is the best thing about an 18-year-old girl in the shower?
Slick her hair, she looks 15.
Did you hear about the fire at Noelle's place?
Her sister is a real Dess-ember!
Your mama is so ugly, she summoned Bloody Mary.
She handed her an application through the mirror.
Did you hear about the orphan that tried to high five a tree? It left her hanging.