Her jokes

What did the mom say when her child came out?

"The head was so big!"

My sister thinks she's sooooo smart. She said that the only food that makes you cry is onions, therefore I threw a coconut at her.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana.

Jack got high and grabbed Jill's thigh and said, "I know you wanna!"

Jill said yes, lifted up her dress, and then they had some fun,

But stupid Jill forgot the pill and now they have a son.

Your mama is so stupid that she put a ruler under her pillow to see how long she slept.

Yo mama is so fat, a picture of her would fall off the wall.

What hits the ground first, an apple or an emo girl?

The rope would catch her.

My friend came over to my house. He asked where my girlfriend was, and I told him she is in the garden.

He said, "That's weird, I didn't see her." I said, "You have to dig a little."

My Mum texted me she had lost her phone.

Yo mama so ugly that Mr. Rogers doesn’t wanna be her neighbor.

I went up the temp girl and slapped her tests and said-

"I like ya cut, G."

Yo mama so fat that if we cut her open, we could stop world hunger.

Step on your small sister's foot, she will always open her mouth like a dustbin.

Ariana Grande was in the store, and when she put her groceries on the counter, she said, "Thank you, next!"

And Mary said God had given her a child, so Joseph went and joined Fathers For Justice.

One time there was a depressed man standing in the middle of a train track. A girl said, "Excuse me, can you move, please? I'm trying-" Then the man stopped her sentence and said, "How is your t-shirt so clean?" Then she said back, "Easy, hung it up."

What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer?

A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.

My mom told me, "You son of a b!tch." I told her, "I may be a son of a b!ch but at least I am not the bitch." She hated me forever.

When she saw her first strands of grey hair, she thought she'd dye.

So, she went to see the "You Should Be Shot" Photography Studio.

Yo mama so stupid, her favorite color is clear.

My girlfriend accused me of cheating. I told her she was starting to sound like my other girlfriend.