Her jokes
Your mama is so stupid that she put a ruler under her pillow to see how long she slept.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana.
Jack got high and grabbed Jill's thigh and said, "I know you wanna!"
Jill said yes, lifted up her dress, and then they had some fun,
But stupid Jill forgot the pill and now they have a son.
Yo mama so old.
Her first Christmas... was the first Christmas!
A married woman asked her husband if he saw the future. The husband answered her, "I have no eye, dear."
What hits the ground first, an apple or an emo girl?
The rope would catch her.
What did the creep do when the woman said, “Make yourself at home?”
He hid in her attic.
Yo mama so fat, the Egyptians modeled the pyramids based on her.
Yo mama is so fat that Naruto couldn't make enough shadow clones to surround her.
Yo mama so fat when I pushed her into the jacuzzi, it caused a level 8 tsunami.
How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?
They told her to go find the light.
Hellen Keller went to town riding a pony, stuck a feather in her hat, and called it an "Unnghhtpthhh!"
How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.
Joe Mama so dumb, I took a picture of her last Christmas, and it is still printing.
Yo mama so dumb that when she saw the "log in" page on her computer, she went and put a log in it.
Jo Mama is so fat, I left her printing last year, and she is still printing!
Yesterday I asked an emo girl if she's jealous when her phone dies.
My wife complained about me being childish. So I told her to get out of my fort.
Sally had 69 boobs, which was 222 many, 69,222. So she went to the doctor on 51st street, 69,222,51, who gave her pills. She took them 8 times a day, and now she is boobless.
Yo mama is so fat, a picture of her would fall off the wall.
My friend came over to my house. He asked where my girlfriend was, and I told him she is in the garden.
He said, "That's weird, I didn't see her." I said, "You have to dig a little."