Madeline jokes
What's the difference between Madeline McCann and Batman? Batman returns.
What's the difference between Madeline McCann and Batman?
Batman returns.
Madeline McCann must have been homeless or something, she was sure eager for the free candy.
What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.
What's pink and rusty? Madeline McCann's bike.
What’s pink, rusty, and covered in cobwebs?
Madeline McCann's bike.
R.I.P. on a tombstone normally means "Rest In Peace"; however, in Madeleine McCann's case, it means "Raped In Portugal".
What's the difference between Madeline Mikan and a boomerang?
Boomerangs come back.
Madeline Mcannot find her.
What do Madeline McCann and a submarine have in common?
Both are at the bottom of the ocean full of seamen!
What is the difference between Madeleine McCann and a submarine?
They are both full of seamen and are at the bottom of the ocean.
What's the difference between a submarine and Madeline McCann?
They are both full of seamen and at the bottom of the sea.
Sometimes I get jealous when my phone dies.
I cannot moderate myself at all. It's either I don't take my meds, or I take the entire bottle. Decisions, decisions...
Teacher: Kids, what are some things you have that make you happy? Kid 1: I have my family to make me happy. Kid 2: I have my friends to make me happy. Teacher: What about you, Sean? Sean: I have to take pills to make me happy...
Average Kid: brings mp3 to school.
Rich Kid: Brings mp4 to school.
Quiet Kid: Brings an mp5.
What does Madeleine McCann and my old Xbox have in common?
They both died with red rings.