Madeline jokes

Fluff

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

What's pink and rusty? Madeline McCann's bike.

Bike

What’s pink, rusty, and covered in cobwebs?

Madeline McCann's bike.

Submarine

What's the difference between a submarine and Madeline McCann?

They are both full of seamen and at the bottom of the sea.

Submarine

What is the difference between Madeleine McCann and a submarine?

They are both full of seamen and are at the bottom of the ocean.