Her jokes

Yo mama so fat that she needs her belly button to beat her home by 15 min.

He placed the chocolates and the flowers down beside her.

Silence...

And then at last she spoke...

"Unexpected item in the bagging area."

So I went to the bank and a lady asked me to check her balance... so I pushed her over.

My wife accused me of cheating. I told her she started to sound like my wife.

My daughter is super smart! She pours her own drinks on the floor.

I work at a bank and an old woman asked me to check her balance.

So I pushed her over.

Yo mama is so ugly I heard that your dad first met her at the pound.

Yo mama so old, she walked into an antique store, and they didn't let her leave.

Yo mama's so ugly that Sonic needed to go fast to get away from her face.

Yo mama so ugly, just after she was born, her mother said, "What a treasure!" and her father said, "Yes, let's go bury it."

Yo mama so dumb, when the doctor told her she had coronavirus, she bought a new laptop.

What’s the difference a hooker an a drug dealer...?? A hooker can wash her crack an resell it.

A wife asks her husband: Am I pretty or ugly?

The husband answers her: Pretty.

The wife responds: Thank yo-

The husband interrupts her: Pretty ugly!

Yo mama is so fat that when she put on a yellow dress, people called her "taxi."

One day an old woman came into the bank and asked me to check her balance... So, I pushed her over.

Yo momma is so ugly, Slenderman runs from her.

It's also why he has no eyes.

Why did Mrs. Henderson get a divorce from her husband, Harry?

She was tired of everyone calling the family "Hairy" and the Hendersons.

Your mama so old, her first Christmas was the first Christmas!

Yo mama so fat you can see her from 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 galaxies away!

What’s the worst thing about having a wife with cancer? You can’t pull on her hair.