Her jokes
What's the difference between me and my mate...
I left my dad, while hers left with their friend Cancer.
I used to be in a special needs class, and the teacher sent a student (if you want to call them that) out to the hall for being late.
I asked her, "Why did you send James out to the hall?"
She said, "She was a little tardy."
I asked her, "I thought they all were."
My pathological cheater of a sister wanted to play a board game with me.
I turned her down because I didn't like the Risk involved.
My sis is very funny. Her fave joke is:
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Mr. Nobody." "Mr. Nobody who?" "I just told you!"
I told her "I love you." She said, "I love me too."
Love is the best picture you can use to be able for her and I was able for her in the best place for her and I have to be honest and a great team of the team and the way it goes is the first 4th year of my life in my life as a new 💕.
Why did the strawberry cry?
Her mom was in a jam.
Yo mama so fat it took Nationwide three years to get on her good side.
Yo' mama is so stupid, she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for her gumball.
Q: What did the little girl say to her leper daddy?
A: "Oops, I got your nose!"
What kind of shirts does Sally's parents get her?
Long sleeves.
Yo mama is so retarded, they tell her it was gonna be chilly outside, she went and got a bowl!
When Helen Keller drives a car, people call her Asian.
What is the difference between a feminazi and a female prostitute?
If you want the female prostitute to be a bitch, you have to give her money first.
Why is it okay for a woman to use me when she feels like it, but when I use her body when I feel like it, I am the bad guy?
Your mama is so fat, when I think of her in my head, she just broke my neck.
A girl walks up to her blind friend who she had not seen in a while and says: "Long time no see!"
My girlfriend dumped me, so I stole her wheelchair and guess who came crawling back!
The woman became extremely uncomfortable with the man she had just met. While he lay beside her, romantically kissing and stroking her neck he whispered, “I called the number you gave me at the bar tonight. Someone named Alvin answered who has never heard of you.”
Yo mama so fat, her belly button got 15 minutes before her.