Her jokes

How do you get a hippy pregnant?

Cum on her feet and let the flies do the rest.

There’s a woman cutting onions when her husband walks in and starts crying. Onions was a good dog.

First date be like:

Me: "I work with animals every day."

Her: "Oh, how sweet! What is it exactly that you do with them?"

Me: "I'm a butcher."

I had to go to my friend's house.

I went in her basement and I saw taped mouths that are KIDS in the basement... Is my friend OK???

Why does Helen Keller use her left hand to play with herself?

So she can moan with her right hand.

What do a 14-year-old and the fetus inside her have in common?

They both say, "Ohh sh*t, my mom is going to kill me!"

Yo mama's so fat, I run around her for exercise.

How do fuck a really fat chick?

Roll her in flour and look for the wet spot.

You know why they call her Wonder Woman?

She's always wondering where she parked her invisible jet.

Yo mama so fat I bet that her fart can clear a room in seconds.

How did Rihanna find out Chris Brown was cheating on her? She found another woman's lipstick on his knuckles.

Guy: Hi, how was your day today?

Woman: Good!

Guy: *Well I can’t ask her out cause she’s pregnant*

Guy: How many months pregnant are you?

Woman: What to you mean?!?! Also, I’m not pregnant.

This ole boy picked up a hooker one time and she gave him the clap. In a few days, he saw her again, and he went up to her and said, "Hey, you gave me the clap!" She said, "NO I DID NOT! I sold it to ya!"

I remember asking my mum: "What's a couple?"

She replied, "Two or three."

Which probably explains her collapsed marriage.

Q: What did the little girl say to her leper daddy?

A: "Oops, I got your nose!"

Yo' mama is so stupid, she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for her gumball.

Yo mama so fat it took Nationwide three years to get on her good side.

Love is the best picture you can use to be able for her and I was able for her in the best place for her and I have to be honest and a great team of the team and the way it goes is the first 4th year of my life in my life as a new 💕.

My pathological cheater of a sister wanted to play a board game with me.

I turned her down because I didn't like the Risk involved.

My sis is very funny. Her fave joke is:

"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Mr. Nobody." "Mr. Nobody who?" "I just told you!"