Her jokes
Your mum's so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing.
A blonde drops off her dress to the dry cleaners.
“Come again!” says the woman behind the desk.
“No, it’s curry this time.”
Did you know Helen had a playhouse in her backyard? Neither did she!
Yo mama so fat even Nationwide can't be on her side.
Jordan, you stupid ass! Addison never bothered you so leave her the FUCK alone! How about this? Get up, go outside, stop being a jackass, and get a fucking life!
Yo mama is so fat even Dora can't explore her.
My ex was so full of shit, she probably poured toilet cleaner in her nose to get relief.
Yo momma's so short that she fell off the toilet and broke her leg.
A girl with no arms and one leg goes to her mother and asks: "Mom, next year for the carnival, can I dress up as a princess?"
The mother replies: "Why? Didn't you like the ice lolly dress from last year?"
Yo mama is so fat that she is not wrong when she says the world revolves around her.
My friend nearly drowned in her bowl of muesli the other day. She was pulled in by a strong "currant."
Why doesn't Laila in UHS need an insult?
Have a look at her face!
Mary has a house near a forest. She lives with her bro, and she once asked, "How many trees are there?" Her bro said: "I don't know." She said: "Tree."
There was a fire at my high school when I was in Year 7.
When the local newspaper interviewed my teacher, they asked her how she was seeing the "bright side" of it.
She said, "Well, at least our new students got a warm welcome!"
54 students died that day.
The other day my girlfriend asked me to hand her the red lipstick, so I handed her the dog.
My friend is so short, whenever I dance with her, it’s like dancing with a golf tee.
A teacher says to her class one day, "Whoever answers my next question can go home."
A boy throws his bag out the window.
The teacher asks, "Who just threw that?"
The boy says, "Me! I’m going home now."
A can of worms popping up and down inside a lot of people and a girl ate the can of worms: It was her imaginenation.
Wayne Couzens, the police officer who killed Sarah Everard, has been complaining about receiving a whole life tariff for her murder...
I think he should count his blessings. He could have had it worse...
He could have married her!
Your mama is so fat, even God couldn't raise her spirit.