Hearing

Anonymous

wanna hear a joke its called me :|

Hearing

hyden from biden:)

wanna hear a joke its called me :|

Paper

Someone who has less value than a pebble in society

Wanna hear a paper joke? You know what, probably not because it’s TEAR-able. :/

Life

Anonymous

Everyone says Kenny has an easy life. I disagree. I hear his mom likes complicated sex positions.

Hearing

Anonymous

Wanna hear a joke

you

Stink

Anonymous

Wanna hear a poop joke? Nah, they always stink

Life

That local emo girl

wanna hear a short joke? well duh I mean that’s why you’re on here… well hear one… My Life

See

pikachuplayz2

Did you hear the joke about helen keller? neither did she. Did you see that one coming? neither did she.

(shes blind and deaf)

Ear

HAHA
  1. What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping?

A dino-snore!

  1. What is fast, loud and crunchy?

A rocket chip!

  1. Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert?

Because she was stuffed.

  1. What has ears but cannot hear?

A cornfield.

  1. What did the left eye say to the right eye?

Between us, something smells!

Fan

Anonymous

Did you hear about the kidnapping- Yeah he woke up

Difference

Sassy

why doesn’t barbie ever get pregnant ? Because Ken comes in a different box !!!

Personal

PegasusNotFound

Hey wanna hear a construction joke? Other person: Yes Sorry, I’m still working on it! 😅

Name

Chloethefreak

My Mother: Wanna hear the song Chloe your the one I want on pandora? Meh: No I am tired of that song and I am annoyed by it. Mom: don’t talk back to meh like that young lady. Me/ someone else? - -gets silent in da room- Brother: yea this song is very annoying but maybe better than the Chelsea song. Joke is here now what do you do if you hear the name Chloe?

Uranus

Anonymous

did u hear that uranus is cracked?

Name

Anonymous

Did you hear that Michael Jackson changed his name from Michael Smith? Well at least he’s honest.

Friend

You

Ah you wanna read cheeseburger joke for ur friends to hear. Nah bro you just going to get cheese on ur burger

Cannibal

Bow Tie Guy

Did you hear about the cannibal who passed his brother in the woods?

Name

Amelie

Heres some of my weird jokes: What are rhinos? They’re unicorns that let themselves go. Joke # 2: Why do triangles try every angle of it’s house? Because it’s in its name. Joke # 3: Wanna hear a cheesy joke? Sorry, the mouse got to the cheese 1st.

Puns

Alicia Yu

These are bee puns.🐝

I BEElive you are eager to hear!🐝 I love to BEE a little 9 years old writing on this page.🐝
(Last one) I want to BEEcome a BEE. ;-; I kid… Like this now and please Subscribe to Kelly Qin on YouTube and she is my mom and she has a bake channel!

Priest

JustYourRandomGuy

You ever hear of a reverse exorcism? It’s where the devil tells the priest to get out of the child.

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