Why can't you hear a dinosaurs clap? They're dead
There was a little boy named Chris who was addicted Roblox. One day, his grandpa fell into a deep coma caused by a head injury. One day, little Chris went to visit his poor grandpa. He brought his Windows 10 too, but it had no charge in it. After pulling out some wires and placing his into the wall, he started to hear a long beeping sound, but ignore it and continued to play Roblox. Chris's parents came and saw what had happened. The dad then yelled, "You dumb f***, you killed my father!!!" Then Chris said "Yeah. He was worth robucks, too.
Not a joke , but hears a good workout ig , situps 50 , push ups 40 , squats 30 doe 5 sets.
Did you hear about the woman who couldn't stop collecting magazines? She had issues.
Did you hear about the cat that ate a lemon? Now it's a sour puss.
Did you hear about the guy who drank invisible ink? He's at the hospital waiting to be seen.
Did you hear about the guy who afraid of hurdles? He got over it.
Did you hear about the roofer who went to the doctor? He had shingles.
I told my sister to make a noise and hear what she said...... Cuckoo coo chew#Owl🦉
Did you hear about the "Funny Doctor"?
Answer; He'll have you in "Stitches"!
u wanna hear a indian egg joke? (yeah-) nevermind. u wont UNDAstand
TELL ME YOU DONE THIS WITH OUT YOU TELL ME YOU DONE THIS.!!! so we all know when yall where in school yall would fart but yall would try to make it silent. but for me that one day I farted loud and every one could hear. every one got to blame the annoying kid.
did you hear about the gay indian who died?.... He was a brave sucker.
want to hear a dad joke. look in the mirror you get the joke.
What has one head, one foot and four legs? A: A Bed
Q: Did you hear the joke about the roof? A: Never mind, it's over your head!
Q: How many letters are in the alphabet A.11 A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T
did you hear about the song Rihanna wrote about the tin can? It was called "S&n"
Did you hear about the elephant with no nose?! Me neither.
Want to hear my pencil joke? wait I'm still writing it.
Did you hear about the shark that ate a key shop? I think it got lockjaw after that.
Q: Did you hear about the Twin Towers? A: No, what happened? Q: Apparently, the design was fundamentally floored!
