The Mormons

Okay, so you wanna know about this "Mormon" thing, huh? Well listen up, you cotton-headed ninny muggins, because Explain bear is here to break it down. Mormons are people who follow the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints. They believe in the Bible and also the Book of Mormon, which they think was translated from golden plates by Joseph Smith. I can tell you never read any books because you probably can't even read, loser.