Donald Trump is making hospitals so poor that they are using kidney beans for their transplants.
I always park in handicapped spaces at the hospital.
Just to test their patients.
A 17 year old pregnant Juanita flew all the way to NY from TX to get an abortion. Initially, she was denied the procedure because she wasn't COVID boosted, but after she explained the father was religious and wanted to be involved, they quickly resolved the threat.
How does a lady with stage 3 cancer introduce herself?
"Hey y'all, I'm Diane."
Why doesn't Africa have pharmacies?
Because you can't take drugs on an empty stomach.
Healthcare these days is a bit of an Obamanation.
Q. What do rape victims miss?
A. Part of their brain.
He died because of a fuck up by the Hospital. Apparently, the doctor said to the nurse, "You can discharge Mr. Hawking now," so she went to his room and pulled the plug out of his computer.
What is the perfect job for a pedophile?
A physical doctor for kids.
Where's the best place to spawn camp at the hospital?
The maternity ward.
What time is it if you sprain an ankle or an arm?
Time to go to the doctor! 🥼
What's better than having unprotected sex? Getting an abortion.
I'm so depressed, I gave my therapist trauma.
Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! Well, pull yourself together, then.
Doctor, doctor! My brother's crazy! He thinks he's a chicken. Is he egging around? Yes, but we need to get the eggs.
Woman: Doctor, doctor! I keep thinking I'm an elephant! Doctor: Run around the room. Then the woman stomps around the room and breaks things.
Doctor, doctor! I fell like a bell! Shall I ring you, then? When can you ring me up?
Doctor, doctor! I have a ball stuck in my throat! Shall I bat it and get a run, then?
What do you call a modern-day plague doctor? A COVID doctor.
What's the only type of abortion Republicans will never do anything to prevent?
A school shooting.
Why is there A/C in hospitals?
So the vegetables stay nice and fresh.
Yo momma so fat, when she went for a health consultation, the doc told her to make do with health insurance.
I was dying when I called my sister and she said, "Hi, this is Pepperoni's pizza and abortion clinic; your loss, our sauce. How may I help you today?"
Welcome to youtube.com.
Where we treat our patients nicely.
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