Why is there no medication in Africa? Because doctors advised you don't take it on an empty stomach.
What’s the best part about being a circumcision doctor? The pay is good and you also get to keep the tips
Whenever I work late at the hospital, I help the patients sleep. There isn't a snooze button on the beeping things and it can be quite annoying, making it hard for the patient to sleep, so I unplug them.
I got kicked out of the hospital.
Apparently, the sign "Stroke patients here" meant something totally different.
Woman: Doctor doctor I've been raped.
Doctor: Sex is good for you
So, a woman gives birth to a child, and the doctor grabs it by the leg and holds it upside down. Then, he starts swinging it around the room, slamming it into the furniture. The mother tries to get up and starts screaming and crying, “Let my baby go, you sick bastard!” The doctor looks at the mother and stops swinging the baby. He is holding it by the left leg and starts chuckling, “I’m just kidding, it was already dead.”
My grandpa told me I was too dependent on devices. I told him he was a hypocrite and unplugged him from his life support.
1 like=1 more missile aimed at a hospital
20. Woman delivers baby. Doctor takes the baby, and throws it, smashing around the hospital room, drop-kicking it, etc. Mother starts freaking out, being held back by nurses, begging “WHYYYY!!??”. Doctor holds baby upside down by the ankle and says “I’m just fucking with you, it was born dead”.
Why can't people in africa have medicine?
Because you cannot have pills on an empty stomach
Why are there no pharmacies in Africa?
Because you can't have medicine on an empty stomach.
my grandma unplugged the internet cable so i unplugged her life support
doctors in the middle ages, Plague doctor: "i must have some herbs to block out bad air" docters now: "God, wtf were we doing back then"
what's better than having unprotected sex? getting an abortion.
Q. What do rape victims miss?
A. Part of their brain
Don’t have sex. Because you will get pregnant. And die.
Why can't Oregon go to the doctor
Because parents signature
Technoblade: makes jokes about orphans while in hospital
Doctors to Technoblade's dad: Sorry for your loss
Technoblade: What do you mean?? I'm right here!!
Orphans found parents: Who's he talking to??
When you turn off all the annoying beeping things in the hospital, and everyone starts sleeping better.
I got evicted from the hospital today For telling all the patients to stay positive! What a negative effect!
