Healthcare jokes
An orphan walked up to St. June's Family Hospital.
Doctor: "Sorry kid, you can't be in here."
What is the difference between a thief and a doctor?
The thief knows what you have!
"I'd love to give everyone another shot."
Harry, 26, works at the women's clinic.
Someone lunged at me, armed with an unregistered nurse. I hit the floor.
Mamma mia abortion clinic!
Your loss is our sauce.
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Why is there no medication in Africa?
Because doctors advised, "You don't take it on an empty stomach."
If I wanted to hear beeping, I wouldn’t have pulled my grandma’s cord to live.
I will unplug your life support to kill my mum and then give her blood so she can bleed more.
Robert Smith walks into a hospital. The nurse says, "We have the cure!"
Should we go to America for treatment?
We stayed in Essen and then left.
Abortion is bad.
What do you call a fetus with Down syndrome? An abortion.
One time a kid came to the hospital and said, "I really need help." The kid said he was really hot, so they put an ice cold towel on him.
Then the doctor asked him if he had any problems, and he said, "Yes, I am really hot." The doctor realized that he looked fine, so he said, "Are you sure? You look amazing." And the kid said that he meant to say, "I look hot!"
Don’t have sex. Because you will get pregnant. And die.
Why did the doctor turn the orphan down?
Because he is a family doctor.
When the card declines on child insurance.
My abortion.
Did you know hospitals have an entire wing for free dead babies? It’s called the abortion center.
Abortion is beautiful.
What's the difference between MetaCareForAll and the resurrection of our lord and savior Jesus Christ?
One of them is an unrealistic fantasy that can never come true because it wouldn't work. The other one is the resurrection our lord and savior Jesus Christ.