Man Cancer is so easy to beat, I'm already on stage 4
My grandfather says I’m too reliant on technology. I call him a hypocrite and unplug his life support. 😄😆🔥👍
My mom asked my doctor, "Why is my unvaccinated baby crying?"
The doctor replied, "He's going through a midlife crisis."
Technoblade: makes jokes about orphans while in hospital
Doctors to Technoblade's dad: Sorry for your loss
Technoblade: What do you mean?? I'm right here!!
Orphans found parents: Who's he talking to??
Why can't Oregon go to the doctor
Because parents signature
I got evicted from the hospital today for telling all the patients to stay positive!
What a negative effect!
There are 4 people on a airplane and the pilot has a heart attack and dies the plane is going down and there are also only 3 parachutes so the guy who knows how to cure cancer says I’m jumping I can save many lives the the 46 president joe Biden says I’m take ing the 2 one so there is only one left Donald trump says to the 7 year old girl I have lived a long life u an take the next one so the little girl says that’s ok the 46 president took my back pack.lol
What do doctors say to patients who blow wind backwards? DON'T PUT THE FART BEFORE THE FORCE!!
As a doctor myself, there nurse was very slow, she tested my patience!
Welcome to joes abortion clinic no fetus can beat us! You make em we take em!
Donald Trump is making hospitals so poor that they are using kidney beans for their transplants
How does a lady with stage 3 cancer introduce herself ....... hey y'all I'm Diane
Why doesn't Africa have pharmacies? Because you can't take drugs on an empty stomach.
Healthcare these days is a bit of an Obamanation.
Q. What do rape victims miss?
A. Part of their brain
He died because of a fuck up by the Hospital, apparently the doctor said to the nurse you can discharge Mr Hawking now, so she went to his room and pulled the plug out of his computer.
Where’s the best place to spawn camp at the hospital? The maternity ward.
what's better than having unprotected sex? getting an abortion.
Why is there A/C in hospitals?
So the vegetables stay nice and fresh.
Why is there no medication in Africa? Because doctors advised you don't take it on an empty stomach.
