Health

Health Jokes

Autism

My friend asked which is better to have, and you have to choose: autism or Down syndrome?

Nun

What's black, white, and red all over? A nun on her period.

Hospital

Every time I work late at the hospital, I help the patients sleep.

There isn't a snooze button on the beeping things, so I unplug them.

COVID-19

How did the cannibal know the girl he was eating for dinner had COVID-19?

She lost her taste.

Christmas Tree

Why are Christmas trees banned in mental hospitals?

Because the ornaments wouldn't be the only things hanging.

Chemist

Why are there no chemists in Africa?

Because you can’t take tablets on an empty stomach.

Viagra

What do Viagra and Disneyland have in common?

They both cause you to stand around for an hour waiting for a two-minute ride.

Race

My friend called me fat, so I challenged him to a running race.

Banana

Scientists say a banana a day is great for the colon.

But you gotta eat it!

Autism

Which of these is the smartest; also, list them too: Is it autism, Down syndrome, or ADHD?