one day I saw my friend in a hospital bed. He told me to call 911. Instead I called his parents.
what do you play fallout 4 with low health? you fallout
Unlike my syndrome, I keep my chin up. 🙌🏽😁
1: I wish my cancer could kill me quicker so I don't have to do this class anymore.
2: I'm dying, finally.
3: I'm sorry, I can't go to your party because I'm expected to be dead by then.
On a serious note, I might actually have cancer and I'm getting checks. I hope for the best :/
They say that breakfast is the most important meal of the day, well not if it's poisoned.
Then the antidote becomes the most important.
My dad and cancer go into a fight. I never saw my dad after that.
If you are dehydrated you should get well soon.
The doctor and said he had good news and bad news. The Good news is that you have 24 hours to live. The bad news is I forgot to call you yesterday.
Hey girl are you osteoporosis, because your giving me a "Bone" condition
What's the difference between my dad and cancer? Cancer doesn't leave you.
What did the lungs say to the cigar?
"You take my breath away..."
What's brown and rather bad for your dental health?
- A baseball bat.
Don’t worry if you have a stroke
You’ll be all right
Why are ant colonies very healthy? Because they have lots of anti-bodies.
An apple a day can do so much more than keep the doctor away... it can keep ANYONE away.
if you throw it hard enough.
There is a thin line between death and life!
You won't live to see it.....
The Cardiogram will!!
So a woman gets into a car accident and is in the hospital and the doctor goes on to tell the man what is going on; Doctor: "so your wife she is paralyzed from the neck down" and as the doctor goes he says all the things the man must do for her like feed her, dress her, etc. Then the man says " why, WHY ME!" Then the doctor leans over and whispers in the mans ear and says " I'm just fuckin with u she's DEAD!"
What's the most expensive haircut in the world?
Chemotherapy.
There's a movie about constipation. It hasn't come out yet.
Q: What's the difference between me and cancer?
A: My dad didn't beat cancer...
