Health jokes
What is better to have, autism, Down syndrome, or ADHD?
What is the difference between Nicole Brown Simpson and cancer?
OJ couldn’t kill cancer.
What’s 9 inches long and makes my girlfriend scream?
One inch and put it in her. Her miscarriage.
Why are there no pharmacies in Africa?
Because you can’t take medicine on an empty stomach.
Why should you never throw grandpa's false teeth at a vehicle? You might denture car.
What’s the difference between a cancer patient and a British news reporter in the South?
They usually don’t live to tell the tale.
💪 💪 🏋️♂️ What do you get when you cross a physically disabled gay white male who works out at the gym, who is a bukkake slut, and a physically disabled gay white male who works out at the gym, who is a sex worker?
Cum Junkie.
I went to see my doctor today and I asked him how come every time I have sex my eyes hurt.
He said that’s a common reaction to pepper spray.
My wife said she wanted steamed vegetables with her steak, so I put her father in the hot tub.
What's black and eats Kitty?
Serval cancer.
A Thai woman ran into a wall. What does she break?
Her boner.
What do you call a basketball player with erectile dysfunction?
Tragic Johnson.
What do you get if you cross a loaf of bread with a vagina?
A yeast infection.
My friend asked which is better to have, and you have to choose: autism or Down syndrome?
What's black, white, and red all over? A nun on her period.
How does a woman scare their gynecologist?
By becoming a ventriloquist.
Miscarriage jokes aren't funny, just cut it out.
Every time I work late at the hospital, I help the patients sleep.
There isn't a snooze button on the beeping things, so I unplug them.
Why did Amy Winehouse snort Splenda?
She thought it was Diet Coke.
What’s a vegetable’s favorite dance?
The cabbage patch.