I told a diabetic girl to have sweet dreams...
she died the next morning
Can't have a smoke with my girl after sex, she's asthmatic
Plus she's too young to smoke
When you turn off all the annoying beeping things in the hospital, and everyone starts sleeping better.
Breaking news man with altiemers forgets he’s blind and recovers form visual impairment
While undressing a woman, she told me she has AIDS. I told her she can't catch it twice, but she still kept screaming.
What if your Corona Test is neutral?
1. Full name: John 2. Proverb: work is not a rabbit, does not run. 3. Favorite meal: the sphinx with the sour cream. 4. Sexual orientation: sexually disorientated. 5. Mental health: mentally retarded. 6. Previous careers: funeral undertaking, after that two years in the circus as the main brown bear, after that in the church school for two years, after this experience five years as a screw in the jail for the worst criminals with the top degree of supervision and now working for the secret services in my home country after gaining the top-secret audit. 7. Favorite pets: dog, bumble bee named Maxo, a butterfly named as Redwing and the lizard named as Notail 8. Favorite activities: washing the dishes, cutting the woods, vacuuming and playing hard rock. 9. Working motivation: none.
I hope that you will accept my curriculum vitae and that we will see each other soon already as new colleagues, I wish more or less. Kind regards, John
Yo momma so fat when she went for a health consultation, the doc told her to make-do with health insurance.
What do you call a cat with a live in doctorz?
An anemic, shrivelled cat with desperate attached owners.
Why did the Polish urologist cut his cock off with a knife?
To take care of his erectile dysfunction.
Your friend lost his left arm and After getting Out of the hospital you ask him if he’s OK He says yeah I’m all RIGHT
My mom and dad got home from a party pretty late. Why do I know? Because I was playing minecraft all night. Anyways, they get home and start fumbling up the stairs and being really loud. I could have swore I heard them fall down. I assumed they were drunk. I was just playing my switch when they come into my room. Now I'm about 10 at the time so I watch them get undressed IN MY FUCKING BED! I then just stare at them as they notice me before I witness anything. They say that they were doing "intense kissing" the next morning. I believe that at the time. But now I've been to health class. I now know the truth. I wish I hadn't
why cant a orphan get vaccine. they need parental permission
Doctor : I can't treat you ORPHAN: WHy! Doctor :I'm a family Doctor
my stepdad has stage 4 cancer and is going through chemo therapy... atleast he saves money on shampoo and conditioner.
So skinny you have to run around in the shower to get wet
What does the beaten women do when she comes home from the hospital? dishes if she knows whats good for her health
Went to the doctor told him Ive been having dreams first about a wigwam then about a teepee he said I was 2 tents
It’s really hard to maintain a good body lately, unless you put it in a freezer
What is the worst combination of illnesses?
Alzheimer’s and diarrhea. You’re running but can’t remember where.
