Health jokes
They say that the tongue is the strongest muscle in the human body. Wanna fight? đź‘…đź’¦
Difference between Texas and Flint, Michigan?
Nothing, no one cares how much lead is in those kids.
What do you call it when a gorilla bumps uglies with an orangutan?
Monkeypox.
Is it OK to tell a Covid patient to stay positive?
How do you throw a surprise party at the hospital?
Throw a strobe light in the epileptic ward.
My girlfriend told me her lips were dry, and she had the audacity to get mad at me for telling her to walk.
What is better to have, autism, Down syndrome, or ADHD?
What is the difference between Nicole Brown Simpson and cancer?
OJ couldn’t kill cancer.
What’s 9 inches long and makes my girlfriend scream?
One inch and put it in her. Her miscarriage.
Why are there no pharmacies in Africa?
Because you can’t take medicine on an empty stomach.
Why should you never throw grandpa's false teeth at a vehicle? You might denture car.
What’s the difference between a cancer patient and a British news reporter in the South?
They usually don’t live to tell the tale.
💪 💪 🏋️‍♂️ What do you get when you cross a physically disabled gay white male who works out at the gym, who is a bukkake slut, and a physically disabled gay white male who works out at the gym, who is a sex worker?
Cum Junkie.
I went to see my doctor today and I asked him how come every time I have sex my eyes hurt.
He said that’s a common reaction to pepper spray.
My wife said she wanted steamed vegetables with her steak, so I put her father in the hot tub.
What's black and eats Kitty?
Serval cancer.
A Thai woman ran into a wall. What does she break?
Her boner.
What do you call a basketball player with erectile dysfunction?
Tragic Johnson.
What do you get if you cross a loaf of bread with a vagina?
A yeast infection.
My friend asked which is better to have, and you have to choose: autism or Down syndrome?