Hello, which do y'all think is more embarrassing to have, is it autism or Down syndrome?
What does Cangaball do after eating its vegetables?
Go on eBay to see how much he can sell the wheelchair for.
How do you lift a depressed person up?
No need, they'll find a way to get on the tree somehow.
Why did the booty go to therapy?
It had some DEEP-SEATED issues.
If you're fat and transgender, then would you be considered trans fat?
What do you call a javelin thrower with Parkinson’s?
Shakespeare.
Why did the pirate go to the gym?
To improve his booty strength!
There were these two guys in a lunatic asylum... and one night, they decide they don't like living in an asylum anymore. They decide they're going to escape!
So, like, they get up onto the roof, and there, just across this narrow gap, they see the rooftops of the town, stretching away in the moonlight... stretching away to freedom. Now, the first guy, he jumps right across with no problem. But his friend, his friend didn't dare make the leap. You see... You see, he's afraid of falling.
So then, the first guy has an idea... He says "Hey! I have my flashlight with me! I'll shine it across the gap between the buildings. You can walk along the beam and join me!" B-but the second guy just shakes his head. He suh-says... He says "Wh-what do you think I am? Crazy? You'd turn it off when I was half way across!"
A man goes to the doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world.
Doctor says: "Treatment is simple. The great clown - Pagliacci - is in town. Go see him. That should pick you up."
Man bursts into tears, says "But doctor... I am Pagliacci."
Why did the ass go to therapy?
It couldn't deal with all the crap.
Down syndrome sucks!
What’s the difference between Texas and Flint, Michigan?
Nothing; no one cares how much lead is in the kids.
What does Can do after eating its vegetables?
Go on eBay to see how much he can sell the wheelchair for.
I don’t know why I go to the gym. Being healthy is dying as fast as possible, and I really want to speed that shit up.
What do orgasms and pulses have in common?
I don’t care if they have either of them.
John pretended to be a doctor.
Motu came to him. He said, "I lost my hunger."
John brought some samosas for his lunch. Motu ate them. John said, "Your hunger is back!"
Then, Motu said, "I lost my taste."
John said, "Number 1, bring some water." Motu drank it and said, "This is petrol!" John said, "Your taste is back!"
Motu said, "I lost my memory."
John said, "Number 1, bring some medicine." Motu said, "But Number 1 brought water." John said, "Your memory is back!"
My therapist told me, "Time to heal all wounds," so I shot him in the nuts.
Now we wait...
Did you hear about the deaf guy's STI?
He got hearing aids.
Your dad is so f**king fat that when he bends over and comes back up, it's the next day.
Which is more disabling, is it autism or Down syndrome?
