Health jokes
A genealogist looks at the family tree.
A gynecologist looks up the family bush.
Why did the dick go insane?
Someone kept messing with his head.
How can a pimp save money in buying condoms for his stable?
Answer: Have his hoes wash and rinse them after every use.
Boobs are like friends: you have big ones, small ones, real ones, fake ones, but they all get taken out by cancer.
What do you call a guy that's high in a wheelchair?
A baked potato.
What does the word circumcise mean?
Cut off a boy's or a man's dick, or cut off a girl's or a woman's foreskin.
Why don’t some couples go to the gym?
Because some relationships don’t work out.
They say that the tongue is the strongest muscle in the human body. Wanna fight? 👅💦
Difference between Texas and Flint, Michigan?
Nothing, no one cares how much lead is in those kids.
What do you call it when a gorilla bumps uglies with an orangutan?
Monkeypox.
Is it OK to tell a Covid patient to stay positive?
How do you throw a surprise party at the hospital?
Throw a strobe light in the epileptic ward.
My girlfriend told me her lips were dry, and she had the audacity to get mad at me for telling her to walk.
What is better to have, autism, Down syndrome, or ADHD?
What is the difference between Nicole Brown Simpson and cancer?
OJ couldn’t kill cancer.
What’s 9 inches long and makes my girlfriend scream?
One inch and put it in her. Her miscarriage.
Why are there no pharmacies in Africa?
Because you can’t take medicine on an empty stomach.
Why should you never throw grandpa's false teeth at a vehicle? You might denture car.
What’s the difference between a cancer patient and a British news reporter in the South?
They usually don’t live to tell the tale.
💪 💪 🏋️♂️ What do you get when you cross a physically disabled gay white male who works out at the gym, who is a bukkake slut, and a physically disabled gay white male who works out at the gym, who is a sex worker?
Cum Junkie.