What to you get if you cross diarrhoea with incest?
I don't know.
Neither do I, but it runs in the family.
Why do orphans hate health ed at school? Their parents cant op them out of it.
I got my COVID test today, it says 50. What does that mean? Also, my IQ test came back positive.
A few years ago I had a brush with cancer...
All of the bristles fell out!
I overdosed on viagra yesterday, It was the hardest day of my life
Where do spiders seek health advice? WebMD.
What do we want A cure for obesity When do we want it After lunch
My bother apparently has this thing called "asthma", anyways I took his vape away today and he was lying on the floor gasping for air lol. He must really be addicted to it.
guys depression can not be turned into a jock
Why are cigarettes good for the environment? They kill people.
What's white, sticky, and better to spit out then to swallow?
Toothpaste.
Life lesson guys:
Remember, being healthy is basically dying as slowly as possible.
doctor: you need to eat healthy
me: no
doctor: the last patient who didn't change their diet after i suggested it died
me: oh my goodness
doctor: in a plane crash
me: that sounds unrelated
doctor: i'm the one that crashed it. do not disobey me
When my grandpa was 65, he decided to run a mile a day to keep fit.
He's 70 now, and we have no idea where he is.
What do you do when a person with epilepsy gets seizures in the bathtub? Throw in some laundry.
a few men have curved penises but they can fix that problem by straightening it out
There's an outbreak of foot and mouth disease, it can affect pigs and cows.
I hope my teacher will be ok.
I knew a girl that died from having phone sex.... He died of hearing aids
What did the dentist say when he looks into a patient's mouth?
"I C D K"
You know what I see?
DICK
What do you call an alligator that can't get hard? A reptile dysfunction.
