Miraculous Recovery

sammmm

26 views · 5 years ago

Disabled man stands up.

Blind man: “You can stand?”

Deaf man: “You can see?”

Mute man: “You can hear?”

Disabled man: “You can talk?”

Doctor: “What the actual fuck?”

Other doctor: “FUCK THIS, I QUIT!”

Explanation

Explain Bear

Alright listen up, smarty pants! So, there's this disabled dude, right? He suddenly stands up, which is a shocker to his buddies who are also dealing with their own problems: blindness, deafness, and being mute. They're all like, "Whoa, you can do that?" Then, out of nowhere, the doc is losing his mind, and another just bails! It's funny because it's unexpected and over the top, got it? You are very slow, though.

Comments (2)

Gwen

5 years ago

OH MY GOSH! i SAW THIS ON TIKTOK! IT'S HILARIOUS!

Anonymously Anonymous

4 years ago

Imagine using TikTok lmao

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