What do you call a disabled person in a sauna?
Steamed veggies!
Health Jokes
I C U P works on 88% of people.
We recently found out my grandpa is addicted to Viagra.
No one is taking it harder than grandpa.
The doctor told me I'm color blind...
Me: That's out of the purple!
What do me and a blind person have in common after I look at Alfie's mum?
We're both blind.
How did the fat person cross the road?
It rolled.
What do you call a cripple convention? A salad.
Your mum is so fat she eats all day!
How do the Powerpuff Girls vape?
They take a "power puff."
A police officer came up to me and said, "Just why, why would you bring the epileptic children to a laser tag fight?"
Q: What do you call deaf Magic Johnson?
A: Hearing Aids.
My boss doctor said that we are getting a surgeon coming in tomorrow. I'm super excited to work with him. The next day, we had to do our first-ever open heart surgery, so me and the surgeon spent many hours on this patient. We finished the surgery and went outside for a smoke, and we were talking. I said, "Why did you keep the patient's blood on your glove?"
He replied, "We in my free time I test it for anything diseases, HIV." The next day, I got invited to his house, and we had some drinks. I said, "This is amazing red tea. What is in it?" Just the 2000 people you have cut open.
Yo mama so fat when someone asked her to touch her chin, she asked, "Which one?"
You guys, this is my last time publishing something here. You guys have been sending rude comments, and I need to work on my mental health. Goodbye.
Man: *steals drink*
Boy: bro😭😭
Man: Why are u crying over a drink?
Boy: That had drugs.
Man: ....
Why did the house go to the doctor?
Because it had a window pane.
It's all fun and games until they start dancing.
What do you call a non-binary person that is lactose intolerant?
Non-buy dairy.
What do fish smoke? A puffer.
What did the green grape say to the purple one?
"Calm down and take a breath."
