Health jokes
Yo mama so fat, when she decides to workout, the stock market goes bankrupt.
Health and safety tips: Looking at your hairline is hazardous. For your best interest, please look away.
True story: In 1986, in the midst of the HIV epidemic, they made condoms available to the public. At that time, me and my boyfriend were 13 years old. My boyfriend was so happy: "These will make great water balloons!" And I was even happier. I did not have to pack a lunch for school tomorrow, lol.
What is an old lady's favorite exercise?
Trying to get up from the soft couch.
Do you want drugs? Buy KFC; poor people.
Technoblade should have drank milk. Would have gotten rid of all his status effects!
What do you call a disabled person in a sauna?
Steamed veggies!
I C U P works on 88% of people.
We recently found out my grandpa is addicted to Viagra.
No one is taking it harder than grandpa.
The doctor told me I'm color blind...
Me: That's out of the purple!
What do me and a blind person have in common after I look at Alfie's mum?
We're both blind.
How did the fat person cross the road?
It rolled.
What do you call a cripple convention? A salad.
Your mum is so fat she eats all day!
How do the Powerpuff Girls vape?
They take a "power puff."
A police officer came up to me and said, "Just why, why would you bring the epileptic children to a laser tag fight?"
Q: What do you call deaf Magic Johnson?
A: Hearing Aids.
My boss doctor said that we are getting a surgeon coming in tomorrow. I'm super excited to work with him. The next day, we had to do our first-ever open heart surgery, so me and the surgeon spent many hours on this patient. We finished the surgery and went outside for a smoke, and we were talking. I said, "Why did you keep the patient's blood on your glove?"
He replied, "We in my free time I test it for anything diseases, HIV." The next day, I got invited to his house, and we had some drinks. I said, "This is amazing red tea. What is in it?" Just the 2000 people you have cut open.
Yo mama so fat when someone asked her to touch her chin, she asked, "Which one?"
You guys, this is my last time publishing something here. You guys have been sending rude comments, and I need to work on my mental health. Goodbye.